Winnernerd

Dang

2010-04-20T17:55:00.002-04:00

To my dismay, my rap-dare received the most votes, with the unbearable ratio of 3:2:2:1. I just discovered this, and was about to mentally prepare myself for it, when I looked at the lyrics in my rap. And, I do not lie, when I write these words: I CANNOT GET PAST THE FIRST LINE WITHOUT CRINGING. This dare is going to take some time, because this rap actually turns my stomach. I am not saying I can't do it, but I am strongly emphasizing that there will be no audience when it is recorded, the door to my bedroom will be locked, I will probably wait until I'm home alone, and it will not happen for a few weeks. (This is actually due to busy-ness, which apparently cannot be spelled as b-u-s-i-n-e-s-s. I will have to do it on a weekend, when I have time to mentally prepare myself and edit a video.) I think this arrangement is fair, considering you're not the one that has to do it. And, with that, I am off to forget about this rap until a day I am more emotionally stable.

Oops.

2010-03-23T21:31:00.001-04:00

Okay, so, I think it would only be fair if I extended the poll a bit, because I don't think people saw it in time. So, this is my gift to you. Please, be creative. You have three weeks.

Super-Update

2010-01-29T19:47:00.002-05:00

My last poll ended up posting on the very bottom of my page, out of sight. So I just recently moved it to the top of the page (as is obvious) and extended the deadline. Your last chance to vote will be February 10, 2010. And, please, give me your input if you are reading! Comment! I honestly don't care if I know you or not; we don't have to be best friends for you to give me a decent dare idea!

(Insert Title Here)

2010-01-19T23:14:00.003-05:00

So, if you have been following this blog long enough, you would know about my previous dares. Just in case you are new to this site, I will tell you of these dares.
Well, actually, there's only one that I was supposed to do, but never got around to actually doing. It was to:
Drink 15 bottles of water in 10 minutes or less.
BUT, there is something wrong with this- I can get Hypotremia from it! (Thank you, health class.) Hypotremia is when you drink too much water, and it deludes your electrolytes. Cool, huh? Yes, until you are the sad Winnernerd that gets it.
And now I have been dared to do another act of nonsense, which is to perform my most recent rap on camera and post it on the site. I will of course not be able to reveal my real identity while doing this, though, so a paper bag will be placed promptly over my face.
But I really don't want to do this dare, either. So, I will be posting a poll (Starting now, 1/19/10) asking which dare I should go through with.
If you don't like the sound of either dare, comment on this and tell me what YOU think I should do. If I find it funny, but reasonable, I just might do it for the whole Internet :) BE CREATIVE!
... And safe. Please.

Writer's Block

2010-01-16T23:19:00.002-05:00

So many pieces have been written about writer's block, that I am beginning to find them not very amusing anymore, and more towards the, "Thinking I'm being original, but really I'm just another zebra," group of authors. So now I present to you an uncensored, unnecessary, and uncalled for style of writing that can only be accomplished while in the state of writer's block.

I call it, "A Piece That Will Melt Your Eyes- An Original by Winnernerd"

Yo
This is a wrap for all you fishes that need to find a new sea
Those who crave for something foreign, where the grass is a new shade of green
Well it would my be pleasure, to show you something new
So take a seat and feel the rhythm (ha, bet I caught you off guard there, foo)

Everybody loves a good song, and even more a long lasting laugh
But what I don't get is how that's relevant, when I'm writing on your behalf
This is something meaningful; it's flowing straight from my heart
Maybe that's why it burns your eyes and makes you wonder why you'd even start

Because, this is Winnernerd, of course it won't make sense (It's random!)
So for your very own safety, I recommend you take some Tums
This next part is so brutal, so awful, it'll make your brain bend
The truth and disgusting part is: This post is at it's end.
Yeehaw!

194 and Not Counting

2010-01-13T19:30:00.002-05:00

This is officially the 194th post on Winnernerd.blogspot.com. What does this mean, my friends? That we are six posts away from reaching the 200 mark! Now, I know that according to the current rate I am going, this point will not come until about... July. So, to speed it up, I will be posting at least once a week. And, to celebrate, I am announcing an OFFICIAL WINNERNERD GATHERING for all Winnernerd's. Once we see when I actually finish, all Winnernerd's are welcome to go bowling on a date that is TBA. I hope to see all you Winnernerd's there.

Hello Everyone. If you are Interested in Reading Winnernerd on a Much Prettier Setting, visit http://www.winnernerd.tk/. Try it!

2009-12-27T20:42:00.001-05:00

Everything Sounds Better in Sarcasm!

2009-12-25T11:22:00.004-05:00

Here is a list of 20 phrases you should never say sarcastically. (Unless you want to immediately grab my attention, in which case go right ahead. Just don't direct the comment towards me.)

(And by the way, quotation marks around each phrase are implied here.)

20) That was brilliant.

19) I like you, kid.

18) I LOVE doing chores! (Why: Chances are someone is going to hear you, not realize you were being sarcastic, then beat you up.)

17) Oh, good. I was worried.

16) I hope you get better soon.

15) Do you want fries with that? (I don't know if this actually applies under this list, but I've heard this phrase so many times I've grown to hate it, and for some unknown reason wanted to share this with you.)

14) I'm looking forward to another great day.

13) I really enjoyed that test. (Again, some stupid-parade of a classmate is going to overhear you and take you seriously.)

12) I miss you. No, really.

11) I'm telling you, my hands are purple because of those berries, not marker.

10) Of course there's a pop quiz today. It would only make sense, seeing as how today is my best day ever. (By now you understand the reasoning.)

9) "EASY ON THE GAS!" "OH, OK!"

8) Good job on your presentation.

7) I sincerely wish for today to never end. (Be careful what you wish for...)

6) Wait, if you slap me again over here, you might get more satisfaction. No, really, go ahead. Try it. (The brawn over brain theory proves that people that are more towards the "brawn" end of the spectrum cannot "hear" sarcasm. Said in the most gentle way possible.)

5) Math is my favorite subject. (Someone else will reply, "Here, I'll let you do mine.")

4) How did you miss my head? It's huge. (They will pick up the ball again and aim for your face. Dodgeball is not a place for sarcasm, young children, or a Winnernerd of any kind.)

3) I think I've found my soul mate. (This phrase, when used sarcastically, is best used when following a stranger doing something irrationally stupid, like driving with their forehead or wearing roller skates in a mall.)

2) No, those pants do not make you look fat.

1) That shot was great, let's do it again! (Apparently, nurses don't appreciate this.)

Mini-Lesson! (Revised- Sorry for the delay.)

2009-12-01T17:44:00.003-05:00

Hey everyone! One of my favorite parts of school is when the teacher says, "I don't have enough time to actually teach much today, so we're just gonna do a mini lesson," and ends up leaving us to do whatever we want while he/she checks email and ignores us. To spread the upcoming holiday cheer, I have decided to spread the love I feel when it's a mini-lesson day, by giving you one, too. Enjoy!
(Actually, I've decided to give you two. Even better!)
The Elements of a Sentence (English):

The sentence on top is unimportant.

From left to right:

Subject, verb, subject.

I <3>

The Elements of GeometryGeometry:

Left of heart: Practice problem. (Flower)

Pointing at hear: Something that doesn't make sense.

Random shapes: Random shapes.

I <3>

It's the Good Life

2009-10-28T21:35:00.002-04:00

Because:

My backpack was fairly light today.
I didn't cringe when I thought about tomorrow. (Ok, I cringed a little bit. But not much. It was a baby cringe.)
Mi contesto para la pregunta para la clase de espanol este tarde fui corecto! (unlike my grammar just now!)
I spoke Spanish! I have no idea what I just said, but it felt GREAT.
Shalom.
I'm in a bilingual mood today :)
This morning I literally sat straight up in bed when my alarm went off. (Partially because I had to get up and out of bed to turn it off.)
I didn't hear anyone say "Legit" today. I think my saying, "Legitimate" is beginning to catch on.
MLINA.
Only one person signed off when I said hi to them online today. That's always a good sign.
I got half of my worst classes over with. (The other half is tomorrow.)
I refilled on mechanical pencils.
I realized that the school year is almost 1/4 over. (YAY! Only 3 5/8 to go!)
Uh.... I haven't caught H1N1 yet. (OMG DID WINNERNERD JUST SAY THE FORBIDDEN H WORD!?!?!?!?!?!)
I said the forbidden H word and got away with it.

While checking it in class, I'd forgotten how annoyed I was while doing it. (Math Homework)

2009-10-21T18:53:00.004-04:00

I still think two intersecting lines are cool.

Don't you HATE it when...

2009-10-14T16:19:00.006-04:00

10)...Someone smiles at you as you walk past each other in the hallway, and they stop smiling before they fully pass you.

9)...A mob of people is in the entryway of a place you need to be, and when they notice you they move forward 20 feet... and are still blocking your path.

8)...It's Wednesday and you think it's Friday.

7)...You put a few singles in your pocket in the morning, reach in your pocket during lunch to get something sweet out of the vending machine, and then remember you blew it all on cheeze its for you and your friend before English.

6)...When the person that sits in front of you in English turns around and asks, "Would it be weird if I randomly started eating a candy bar right now?" and laughs. And then you pull out the bag of cheeze its that was sitting in your lap the whole time as you subtley snacked on them.

5)...YOUR FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.

4)...You keep running into this one person around almost every corner, so of course when you accidentally bump into someone without seeing them you assume it's "that person" and jokingly say, "Jeeze, are you stalking me or something?" And then you look at them and see they aren't even the same gender as, "them".

3)...You spill some milk next to your 90SPF sunscreen, and the sunscreen is whiter.

2)...Somebody screams your name in a big crowd, and for the first time they're actually talking to you... Just as your middle finger gets stuck in between the two straps of your bag when they finally catch up to you.

1)...The big finale isn't as big as you expect it to be :P

No comment

2009-10-03T13:40:00.000-04:00

I'm going to the big screen!

2009-09-28T17:49:00.003-04:00

Ha! Not really!

Unless you count the screen your staring at as a big one, in that case, yes, I'm going to a lot of "big" screens.

Click ME!!!!!!

And on the other hand...

2009-09-20T19:16:00.004-04:00

Let's See How Far We've Come...

2009-09-19T10:11:00.003-04:00

A New Club

2009-08-25T20:36:00.002-04:00

Hello everybody, myself and a fellow Winnernerd have decided to create a new club. The club is called, The Winnernerd club of windows haters who also now hate radio disney. Comment if you'd like to join, and even if you wouldn't like to join, join anyway. We need all the support we can get.

On another note

2009-08-25T20:20:00.002-04:00

I have a story to tell you.

About 30 minutes ago, I was checking my voicemail. The first was from my mom, the second was from a disney crazed psychotic ten year old girl.

It started off with, "Umm, this is NOT radio disney!" Throughout the hate mail, she repeatedly said things like:

"Don't steal radio disney's number!"

"This ain't your number!"

"Ima find you!"

She also threatened to kill my family, even if I'm an adult, or a dog, or even a kid.

She couldn't have been older then 10, by the way.

And right when I thought the voicemail ended, she literally started shrieking, "DON'T STEAL THE NUMBER!!!!!!! IT'S RADIO DISNEY'S NUMBER!!!!!!! DON'T STEAL IT ANYMORE OR I'LL FIND YOU!!!!!!"

Ok radio disney, I'm sorry I stole your number. (Even though it's actually a different number, and I've had my phone since before radio disney existed.)

I hope she doesn't actually find me.

Update

2009-08-25T15:59:00.003-04:00

Hey everybody. I know I haven't blogged in a while, but I am now so suck it up. I'm here with my buddy Jedi Claire.

Jedi Claire: I just want all of you to know that my monumental battle with Darth Callie is currently taking place. In my mind. moaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Also, my dare to drink 20 water bottles in 10 minutes is postponed until further notice.

Shout out to wilderness girl, aka looney

Shout out to Darth Callie, who, I apologize, has just given her dignity before the awesome powers of Jedi Claire

Things that make oneself wonder if they're screwed or just coincidentally always in the wrong place

2009-07-13T22:49:00.003-04:00

There's a disease without a cure that can stop you from moving. Register, Raise Awareness, and Donate; let's put an end to MS today!

2009-05-30T21:30:00.003-04:00

worldmsday.org

Smile, you're on camera

2009-05-15T17:41:00.003-04:00

So my friend and I made a bet a few days ago, and I won't go into the specifics of it, but the loser had to hold up a sign about teeth and chant, "Brush twice daily to achieve great teeth!" (Or something along those lines, I was laughing a bit too hard to recall what she was saying.)

By the way, I won :)

And, best of all, I got to make her the sign, which happened to be a picture of a cow with a human smile photoshopped (well) onto it, and a talk bubble saying, "Brush yo teeth, fool!" I taped the sign onto a ruler and, voila, it was complete. The only thing left was my, "Smile, you're on camera sign," but she refused to use it :(.

This is the cow we used :)

The funniest parts of the week

2009-05-08T19:53:00.002-04:00

Monday- I went to school. What a joke.

Tuesday- I went back.

Wednesday- I got up late and almost didn't go to school. But I did.

Thursday- I got to school early.

Friday- I didn't even bother going

America, the Land of the Leftovers

2009-05-02T15:37:00.003-04:00

It's weird. The country I live in has been my main point of ridicule lately.

NOTE: Some of the thoughts in this post may be offensive. Suck it up.

Environment

1) We are so fond of recycling, we recycle food (take the stuff we don't want and feed it to the birds) we recycle paper, (the guilt-free solution to homework,) and we recycle ideas (one person's trash is another person's treasure, such as the fanny pack.)

Technonlogy

2) Whatever minutes we don't waste one month, we can waste during another. (As in cell phones.)

Food

3) Whatever we don't burn through exercise, we simply store elsewhere, in case we forget to eat one day.

Junk

You know all that stuff you bought in the 90's, because everyone was getting tired of the 80's? Yeah. You can go sell it to someone else now.

That Stuff in the back of your closet

You know all that stuff you bought in the 80's, because everyone was getting tired of the 70's? Yeah. You can go sell it to someone else now.

Money

It's completely outrageous for the government to waste money on things like better supplies in schools, but perfectly acceptable to put that money into the purchasing of thousands of 42 cent stamps to send us our tax forms... How peculiar.

Ok. I'm getting all riled up now. I better go.

2009-04-27T21:08:00.002-04:00

Ok. So. Here we go. Really. I'm ready.

Yesterday in my part of the world, it was Sunday. A really, really, REALLY hot Sunday. I mean, 80 degrees hot. So what do I do to celebrate the official end of winter?

Weed my mom's garden.

So I'm weeding, and weeding, and weeding, and avoiding things that crawl, and weeding, and weeding, and avoiding things that-worse- don't crawl, when my mom starts cutting off branches of these miniature trees we have, and telling me to pick them up. So I do.

And then she starts trimming bushes and tells me to pick up the excess. So I do.

And then she starts trimming these plants that'll soon flower, but right now are giant bushels of sticks, and tells me to somehow go behind them without scratching my leg up to pick up the excess. So I don't.

Until my sister pushes aside the blindes on the window that was right near my mom and I, and presses her face against it, giving me a near heart attack.

Then, to show that I am still the superior sibling, I attempt to go around the bushes/ over them, in a way that does not scratch up my legs, but lands me softly in the mud.

Luckily, my sister missed that part.

2009-04-26T21:28:00.002-04:00

Hey, everybody! Go to freakingwoo.blogspot.com.

They love visitors!

The Model Student

2009-04-24T18:18:00.005-04:00

Hey everybody! Wanna hear what I learned in school today?!

Well, to begin, there's social studies. Right now we're learning about the Civil War.

And, of course, there's Spanish. (By the way, all of the names on this are made up, including the one called, "Mr. Gangsta."

And, my personal favorite: Math

(In case you need a more zoomed in version, as do I.)

American Culture at it's Finest

2009-04-19T20:37:00.002-04:00

1) Some of those in the U.S. have immense trouble speaking the English language correctly, but have no problem at all with burping the English alphabet.

2) Americans have this belief that they can find a way to put off/ get rid of death, yet most usually die while trying to find a "Cure".

3) Americans think everyone has an accent but them.

4) It is impossible for an American to do wrong; another culture made them do something wrong.

5) America can send it's troops wherever it wants, whenever it wants. This is completely unacceptable in anywhere but America.

6) Americans have the ability to destroy and polish rocks, then sell them for thousands of dollars.

7) Because Americans aren't afraid of fire, they assume nothing is, including forests.

8) Americans enjoy wasting ink on making parts of their phonebooks yellow, so they can find that guy they're planning on firing quicker.

9) Americans prefer landfills in their backyards over clean ponds.

10) America is THE best country ever. As said by an American.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!!! EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT RIGHT BELOW THIS OBNOXIOUSLY IN YO FACE TITLE

2009-04-14T22:22:00.002-04:00

I don't know. I just really liked this.

SO.

2009-04-07T10:58:00.002-04:00

I reccomend you go to griffinanderson.blogspot.com. It is under new ownership, and the new owner pays much MORE ATTENTION TO THAT BLOG THEN THE OLD OWNER. Ahem. Sorry. I had something stuck in my throat.
But really. Go there.
Anyways. I just wanted to say that learning from experience, if yourself or a friend bangs their elbow on something particularly hard, make sure they can move their arm so you know it's not broken. THEN it's ok to laugh.
Yeah.
Ok bye.

The Final Interview

2009-04-06T09:46:00.003-04:00

Interview Lady: EW

Winnernerd: Tell me about it.

Interview Lady: Luckily, this one won't be very long.

Winnernerd: Good.

Interview Lady: *Twitches.* Ok, so. How long have you been working on your blog, Winnernerd.blogspot.com?

Winnernerd: A year this month.

Interview Lady: How many posts have you made?

Winnernerd: 164, although that number is debatable, since I have a handful of posts that are just titles. Yet, those are the ones with the most comments...

Interview Lady: *Laughs* I see.

Winnernerd: Stop laughing. I don't want to get along with you.

Interview Lady: Brat.

Winnernerd: Lemonhead.

Interview Lady: My head is not a lemon!

Winnernerd: Whatever helps you sleep at night...

Interview Lady: Behave.

Winnernerd: Why should I?

Interview Lady: Because.

Winnernerd: Because why?

Interview Lady: I don't know! It makes my job easier! Now could you please just be an innocent little nerd and starting humming Jaws?

Winnernerd: WHAT?!

Interview Lady: I'm not letting a shark loose in here, don't worry.

Winnernerd: I think you already have.

Interview Lady: Shut up.

Winnernerd: You first.

Interview Lady: You know what? Fine! I'm leaving! *Backs out of chair, and trips over Winnernerd's inconveniently extended leg.*

Interview Lady: What the-

Winnernerd: How dare you touch me! Leave at once!

Interview Lady: *Gets up and mumbles something unintelligible all the way to the door and out the building.*

Winnernerd: Finally. I thought she'd never leave.

Chocolate

2009-04-04T14:36:00.004-04:00

Well, finally, the SNOW IS GONE!!!!

Booya.

So, one time, my friends and I tried making a cake. It was one of those cakes with frosting in the middle, so we actually had to make two cakes and put one on top of the other.

Well. Everything was ok until it came time to flip them over and out of their pans. We thought we'd let them cool long enough, but apparently not. My friend flipped over the pan with the second cake in it...

And it fell apart in my hands.

Here's a picture:

Flattery

2009-03-27T19:23:00.004-04:00

Ok, so here's this forward thingy I decided to do for fun. Enjoy.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1) Put your ipod or other music player on shuffle.

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS, "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?

Decent into mystery- Danny Elfman- Batman

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Glamourous- Fergie

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

7 Things- Miley Cyrus- (LOL I FORGOT TO DELETE THAT SONG OFF MY IPOD!!!! I STOPPED LIKING IT ABOUT 5 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Story of a Girl- Unknown Artist

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

I write sins not tragedies- Panic at the Disco

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne

WHAT IS 2+2?

Way I are- Keri Hilson

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Rockstar- Nickelback

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

1 2 Step- Ciara

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Shake it- Metro Station

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Disturbia- Rihanna

WHAT DO YOU PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

I'm Here- Aly and Aj

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Hips don't lie- Shakira

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

You're not Sorry- Taylor Swift

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/ INTEREST?

You can't Touch this- MC Hammer

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Change- Taylor Swift

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Clumsy- Fergie

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Stacy's Mom- unknown artist

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

1985 (uh..... It's a bit late for that)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Drops of Jupiter- Train

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

The Way I loved you- Taylor Swift

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Bullseye- Aly an Aj (Yeah, I'd cry if I had a dart in my eye, too.)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Run the Show- Kat Deluna

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

She Will be Loved- Maroon 5

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Shut up and Drive- Rihanna

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Fifteen- Taylor Swift

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Goodnight Goodnight- Maroon 5

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Flattery- Aly and Aj

2009-03-27T18:59:00.002-04:00

Sorry I haven't posted in a while.... I forgot my password and had to make a new one.

Yeah.

Which is weird, because I tried pretty much every possible password it could have been... Unless, of course, someone hacked on here again and changed it. In that case, I'd be really angry.

So, then again, maybe it's good I changed it.

Camp Winnernerd and the Winnernerd Olympics- Right now, the weather is fareaking fareezing, so in no way shape or form am I holding them now.

I hacked on to #$@*&'^ blog

2009-03-08T17:06:00.002-04:00

I hacked on to winnernerd's blog. Tee hee if you don't know who i am, good. Because unless you saw me type this up then you wouldn't know. or am i in fact winnernerd just pretending to be someone else. So much to ponder so little time. We have three tests this week. Math, language arts, social studies. and if you have wood shop then one there too. Can you guess who i am? Its Josh, that's right josh. But which josh, no not you you nimwad, the other one. Are we feeling entertained? Am i actually josh or that girl with red and blonde hair? this is so entertaining. i can just imagine you all at home. Completely flabbergasted. ah now bask in my modest glory.

Don't Ask Me

2009-03-02T16:06:00.003-05:00

A few days ago, I came home from school and my closet was on the ground. Literally. As in, the rod that held my clothes up fell due to time and weight, and while this was really obnoxious, it gave me some time to go through my clothes. I'm not going to give you a census of what I have, but here's a good idea of what I ended up giving away:

*Multiple pairs of jeans

*Random sweatpants, most of which I forgot I had.

*A few T-Shirts

*Two articles of clothing I found in a Kohls bag in the back of my closet with the receipt and price tags still in the bag/ on the clothing itself. Purchased last April. Yet, my mom is still going to try to return it. I bet they never thought someone would actually return an item from their store nearly a year later when they wrote the return policy....

Also, I apparently have nearly double the open hangers then I did a week ago, when I was literally scavenging for hangers.

So. If you need a hanger, call me.

In addition to that fabulous post, did you notice something different? Well, you should have, because I put the pictures before the text, not after like I usually do. Why would I do something so drastic like that, you may ask? Because I messed something up and the computer wouldn't let me to do it the way I wanted, that's why. Pssh. Technology. How barbaric.

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2009-02-21T16:10:00.001-05:00

Shrek

2009-02-12T20:31:00.004-05:00

Why hello there. How nice of you to visit this blog!

So a few weeks ago I went to the movies with some friends. My friend picked me up at my house about 45 minutes before the movie, giving us just enough time for us to pick up my other friend and get to the theatre. Well, in case you didn't know, (if I don't know you personally, all I'm saying is that you BETTER not know) my neighborhood isn't really a neighborhood; it is ONE street that happens to be a gigungus hill with houses surrounding it.

Mine is at the bottom of the hill.

Now, riding your bike down it in the summer is fun. Driving down it in a convertible with the top down IN THE SUMMER is fun. But pushing a mini-van up it? Yeah, not so much.

So they pick me up, and as the stupid street it is, we get stuck about three houses up. So, not sure what to do, we all have to get out and push, except for the driver, who continued to put it in forward.

Now, believe it or not, pushing a car up a hill covered in a layer of ice with a ton of snow covering that really isn't as fun as it sounds. So, can you really blame me if my part was lacking a little? I mean, it WAS mini-van after all.

So at one point we are about 75% up the hill and I'm exhausted, so I completely take my hands off it and go, "Look! No hands!" And, guess what? It stayed the same speed, and kept right on going up that hill.

So you see. The lesson learned that day is personal effort isn't always that important, as long as you are in a group and that group is strong.

(Picture of Popeye here)

I really wish Winter would end

2009-02-08T17:49:00.002-05:00

I don't know why, but for some reason this particular Winter is driving me off my rocker. Really. And I REALLY want it to end. And I don't mean, "Hey, it's March twenty something or other, Winter's over!" No, I mean I want the snow to melt and the sun to come out and I want to not have to wear a heavy jacket every time I leave the house, even if it's just to get the mail.

Yes, February is my least favorite month, aside from January.

I prefer October and May.

Ok, my sister wants to tell me about a bug that's on the couch. You know, I'm also tired of her defending the bug instead of oh, I don't know, HER FAMILY.

BLEH.

What a Fun time

2009-01-21T18:42:00.004-05:00

So......... on Wednesday I had a very large mid-term to take; it was on the entire semester, and it wasn't fun.

Before the midterm I had what you could call a, "Nervous Breakdown." It wasn't an actual breakdown, but it was pretty close to it. I was all fidgety and my pencil was bobbing up and down really fast........ wait till I have finals at the end of the year. I haven't been that nervous in a while. After the test, I was glad it was over, but it hadn't really sank in yet that I didn't have to worry about it anymore. Has that ever happened to you?

Either way, I want to go to Cedar Point and ride a water-coaster. I want it to not be Winter anymore.

+ + =

A good day

2009-01-19T10:17:00.004-05:00

Here is my definition of a good day:

10:00 wake up

10:30 get out of bed

11:00 eat breakfast

12:00 go outside and be greeted by 75 degree weather (FAHRENHEIT.)

1:00 Come back inside, with a tan.

3:00 Chase down an ice cream truck

4:00 Have people come over that I am friends with

7:00 Kick people I am friends with out of house

7:30 Order pizza(s)

8:15 Eat pizza(s)

9:00 Shower

9:30 Watch TV/ Computer

11:00 Go to bed

Here is what my average day actually looks like:

6:30 Get up

7-7:15 eat breakfast

7:20 Stare outside

7:45 Bus

8:15 School

3:15 Get home from school

3:30 Homework

5-6:30 Get backpack out of sight

7:00 dinner

7:15 Possibly do more homework and/or watch TV/ Computer

9:30 Bed

Bleh.

Second Semester Joy

2009-01-19T10:12:00.004-05:00

If you are like me, you can't stand schoolwork.

Weed the front yard? No problem. Vaccuum your room? Big deal. But homework? Just get away from me. I can do any type of work and not mind EXCEPT for thinking-work. Unfortunately, thinking-work takes up about 9 months of my year, and, well..... I don't like that. Which is why I am very happy we have only one week left of the first semester. With a semester and a week left of school, I am one happy camper.

Of course, I am going to be downright devastated during the last 2 weeks of the school year, because this has pretty much been the best year of my life.

But. That does not mean I won't be relieved when it's over. There is only so much work I can handle.

I am a giddy Winnernerd.

Why I am annoyed right now.

2009-01-19T10:03:00.002-05:00

There is a very large math mid-term coming up this Wednesday. To pit it lightly, I am afraid of failing. My math teacher noticed I'm not the only one with this fear, so he held a study session until 6:30 after school a few days ago, (Thursday) so people could study for math and be less stressed about the test.

Being an idiot, I thought I would need the entire 3 and 1/2 hours of studying.

I was completely done studying by 5, so I kind of sat in the library for a while, completely and totally bored. My friend and I wondered around the school for a while in half hour intervals, and we called those our, "breaks."

When I got home, I slept very well that night. I was at school for about 10 hours that day. :-(

The next day, (Friday) we were supposed to have a math quiz on systems. Unfortunately, the average temperature that day was about -10 degrees F., so we didn't have school. (Which is good; my back door is frozen shut.)

So now I think we have a quiz on systems on Tuesday and a midterm on Wednesday, because today, (Monday) is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and we don't have school.

But I'm not complaining.

If you bring up the science quiz we were supposed to have on Friday about 50 elements and their symbols..... Well, THEN I'll complain.

Well

2009-01-10T11:04:00.002-05:00

Everybody seems to be watching songs about food on youtube lately, so I figured it wouldn't hurt if I added to the chaos.

The Cucumber Song

For your enjoyment. And no, I did not make this.

Yuh-huh.

2009-01-08T19:55:00.002-05:00

Unlike the real world, middle school can sometimes be a little...... hectic. I know I've complained plenty about school and such, but I don't think I ever went into that many details about my middle school experience. Here is the full story, (ok, the things that stick out) about my middle school fun.

In the 6th and 7th grade, I was in choir, because our school required we do some sort of music, unless you were taking a class that was enough to replace music. (I didn't want to work on a computer or do homework for an hour each morning, and I couldn't play an instrument anymore- I forgot how to play the violin- so voila! I was in choir.) Our choir wasn't very professional, but it was split into two parts- part one and part two. At first, there really wasn't much of a difference between the two. But in seventh grade- when about 30 kids dropped out of choir to do something else because they were given the option to- there was a VERY BIG DIFFERENCE. Part two was low, and part one was high.

Middle schoolers weren't cut out for pitch. It's just a fact.

So guess which part I was put in? Part one, naturally. But it was a wee bit high for my taste..... and way higher than my ability. So, there I am, my voice cracking every other word because I can't go that high unless I'm an ostrich, (which, FYI, I'm not) and the teachers look pretty annoyed, although not specifically with me. Almost our entire choir was.... interesting in the vocal department. About five kids had good voices.

I wasn't one of those kids.

I'm sure you've heard of 8th hour math and all its glory, so I guess I shouldn't really bring that up. Again. Although, it was really incredible, even though I almost failed thanks to Griffin, and even though I passed thanks to Person A and Josh for undoing what he taught me. (Just kidding, Griffin- they didn't undo everything you taught me. Now, thanks to you, I know for sure 16x2 is, in fact, 32, and not 36.)

I also ran for president of the country, (I still am, actually,) and that went well. In the school election, I got TWO votes! That's more than my competitor! (Actually, they never told us the results, probably because my two supporters messed up the vote. Eh, whatever. It wasn't real, anyway. I rather enjoy support.) As part of my campaign, my campaign manager hung up a sign of me hugging a tree from camp, (we had to dress up one day for camp, and I dressed up as an environmentalist. This friend of mine somehow took a picture of me hugging a tree, and yet.... I never saw the picture. Thanks a ton. Ha, just kidding. But really. I want to see the picture.) on a cabinet in my 8th grade language arts class. What fun. Especially when my language arts teacher came up to me in the hallway and made a taunting comment about me hugging a tree. Oh, yes, what a day.

Then, in 8th grade, I'd completely forgotten about this HUGE, months long Africa project we did in 7th grade. (Except for a tiny bit about doing a PowerPoint, but, really, I've done so many PowerPoint's, can you really blame me?) Word got around to my 7th grade social studies teacher, and one day I was trying to get to the exit door of the school, when suddenly he bursts as I passed him in the hallway, "A LITTLE BIT ABOUT EGYPT?!?!?!??!"

At which point I went home, and hid behind a folder every time I walked past him for about the rest of the week.

Also, not that long ago, I remembered I still owed that same teacher two lunch detentions. One for calling my friend artificially flavored, and another for calling her, "Yeah, well, you're possessed by a duck!" And for some reason I keep thinking I owe him another, but I just can't remember why. It's actually really bugging me.

Of course, there's plenty of other highlights of middle school, but I had a feeling these would give you a good look into the life of Winnernerd.

Just in case you cared. :)

The Perfect Status Message- Yes, I made it up myself.

2009-01-08T19:52:00.003-05:00

And so I ran and I ran and I ran some more. I ran until I couldn't feel my legs, and when that happened, I ran without feeling. I ran my heart out. And when, finally, I had to stop...... The gym teacher yelled at me for walking. (Apparently, warm-ups weren't done yet.)

loud person

2009-01-07T21:27:00.002-05:00

Ok so there's this one guy on TV who does a ton of commercials for random products that supposedly make your life easier and HE IS GIVING ME A HEADACHE. He is EXTREMELY LOUD AND IT FEELS LIKE HE TALKS IN CAPS LOCK 24/7.

That is how I feel about that guy. I just thought you'd like to know that.

Also, I don't mean to be a movie critic, but I hate Adam Sandler. Knowing this, you'd think I'd hate the movie Bedtime Stories by Disney with Sandler in it when I was forced against my will to see it with my family. Surprisingly, I really, really liked it. It wasn't nearly as stupid as I thought it would be, and it actually had some depth to it. I recommend it, even if you don't want to see it.

See it! :-)

Hi

2009-01-07T21:20:00.002-05:00

I know I've made it clear that I miss my math class and hour from last year, but I guess it isn't fair to my class this year to make them sound inferior compared to last year's class. This year, my class is pretty great, actually. I still have most of the friends I had in my class last year, and we have the people in my grade that always say what's on their mind. No matter how much it bugs our math teacher.

Also, our teacher is addicted to coffee, so you can imagine his energy level throughout the day.

Yes. He has lots of energy.

But, still, it is nothing like last year. :-(

I was going to post something, but then I decided I don't feel like it.

2009-01-02T18:14:00.002-05:00

Defining blogs everywhere

If there wasn't disappointment, what emotion would replace it?

Sing a happy song

A great way to ruin a day

Placing misery throughout every reader's body

Perpetrating a perfectly good mood

Oh well

I was just kidding about the S.

Nuisance at its finest. People at their worst

There's no let-down like a disappointment.

Mini tragedy with a dooming effect

Everybody gets disappointed. Suck it up

Neh

Tell me, why would you do such a thing?

Also to the author of Onlyatia and his sister

2009-01-01T15:15:00.002-05:00

Come home, please. I've realized with my disgust that my schedule is much more open than usual when you're out of state, and that I don't enjoy that very much. I am very sick of staying home, eating, sleeping, then eating some more. I'd rather do.....almost anything than that, to be truthful.

So just come home please, okay? Yeah, thanks.

A note for just his sister- How in the world are you checking your email?

To the author of Onlyatia.blogspot.com

2009-01-01T15:10:00.002-05:00

Ok, to the author of Onlyatia, the new comment form is driving me crazy. Why? Because it won't let me post comments- it tells me to type the security code above, but almost every time there has been no security code above, just a white question mark in a blue box stating that the image did not go through.

So. I think that is reason enough for a lack of comments on my part.

Anyway, Happy New Year to everybody!!!!!!!!!! 2008 was a particularly bad year for me, so I hope for me- and for everyone else's sake- that 2009 is a much, much better year.

2008-12-30T09:13:00.002-05:00

So apparently people are getting sick of blaming Canada.

Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and since I probably won't post for a while, I may as well say this:

Happy New Year!

Also, camp Winnernerd, as we all know, has been suspended until further notice because:

a) The poll between Camp Winnernerd and the Winnernerd Olympics was tied

and

b) I had a mini camp Winnernerd at my house over the summer with two friends and my brother (I just realized it, but it kind of was a mini camp-Winnernerd once you think about it) and we got really, really, REALLY wet.

and

c) I was the first to get hit with a water balloon at the mini-camp Winnernerd :(

So I guess we're going to go through with camp Winnernerd, we'll just have to wait a bit. I was thinking May, maybe? I'd rather not wait till the actual summer, because then I'll get lazy again, like last time. I still like the idea of Winnernerd olympics- and sorry if I'm turning it down and you liked the idea- but when you think about, I'm not coordinated enough for any olympics.

So yeah.

GO WINNERNERD'S!!!!!!! (I'll make a banner and take a picture of it if it really comes down to that, but please don't make me.)

Blame Canada Featuring Robin Williams

2008-12-15T22:13:00.003-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc0JveFySB4&feature=related

Lyrics

Oh my G-d, they killed Kenny! (It's a South Park thing)

Times have changed; our kids are getting worse!

They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government, or society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

NO!

Blame Canada!

Blama Canada!

Things changed then everything went wrong, then Canada came along!

Blame Canada!

Blama Canada!

We need to form a full assault! (Full assault!)

Don't blame yourself for your son Stan; he saw that darn cartoon, and now he's off to join this land!

And my boy Eric once, had my picture on his shelf

But now he keeps on telling me to go (GASP!) myself!

Blame Canada!

It seems everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along!

Blame Canada!

They're not even a real country, anyway!

Hank could have been a doctor

Or a lawyer, rich and true.

Instead he burned up like a piggy,

On the Barbeque!

Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

HECK NO!

Blame Canada!

With all their hockey hulabaloo,

And that b**** Anne Murray, too!

Blame Canada!

All I can say is Oy Gevolt!

It's Canada's fault!

EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blame Canada!

With all those beady little eyes!

And flapping heads so full of lies!

The smut we must stop

The trash we must bash

The Laughter and fun

Must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Sharing is Caring

2008-12-14T20:58:00.004-05:00

Ok, so the other day in Science some of my friends and I finished our work really early so we decided to save the environment.
CO2 is releases when you exhale. It is also released, (in large amounts) when you drive a car. (Not including hybrids.) So isn't breathing and driving at the same time nearly doubling the problem? Uh, yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Here's a picture of the slogan we wore that day to demonstrate and create awareness of the CO2 emissions being released into our air:

"Don't look, Tommy."

"Look at all that CO2!!!!!!!!"

Go to Onlyatia.com

2008-12-12T22:07:00.000-05:00

why does HE get his own domain? I want a .com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so........ weak............ and........... annoyed....................

2008-12-11T21:26:00.001-05:00

schnabeltier88 (9:18:59 PM): in soviet russia, link clicks YOU !!
schnabeltier88 (9:19:17 PM): sry
schnabeltier88 (9:19:25 PM): russian reversal ftw
schnabeltier88 (9:19:39 PM): in S.R., russian reverses YOU !!
schnabeltier88 (9:19:42 PM): sry
AsparagusW (9:20:44 PM): its ok
schnabeltier88 (9:21:24 PM): it OKs YOU !!
schnabeltier88 (9:21:30 PM): it doesnt stop!!!!!!
schnabeltier88 (9:21:39 PM): help...me...
schnabeltier88 (9:21:45 PM): me helps YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:22:00 PM): so...many...italicized...!s...
schnabeltier88 (9:22:17 PM): in soviet russia, ! italicizes YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:22:44 PM): which was the one about russia and MC hammer?
schnabeltier88 (9:22:53 PM): in soviet russia, breath gasps for YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:22:55 PM): pant
schnabeltier88 (9:22:58 PM): ummm
schnabeltier88 (9:22:59 PM): of
schnabeltier88 (9:23:01 PM): oh*
schnabeltier88 (9:23:20 PM): in SR, this cant touch YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:23:30 PM): nice try
AsparagusW (9:23:32 PM): :P
schnabeltier88 (9:23:33 PM): thx
AsparagusW (9:23:39 PM): :p
schnabeltier88 (9:23:50 PM): gummy bear smiles at YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:23:58 PM): oh. my. gosh.
schnabeltier88 (9:24:18 PM): in soviet russia, harvey oh mys YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:24:22 PM):
AsparagusW (9:24:32 PM): UGH!
AsparagusW (9:24:36 PM): ARG!
schnabeltier88 (9:24:37 PM): roses are red, violets are blue
AsparagusW (9:24:39 PM): YOU!
schnabeltier88 (9:24:48 PM): in soviet russia, poem writes YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:24:49 PM): if you say you one more time...
AsparagusW (9:24:51 PM): !
schnabeltier88 (9:25:28 PM): in soviet russia, go has got to YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:25:53 PM): in soviet russia, it right backs YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:26:02 PM): (that means brb)
AsparagusW (9:26:02 PM): AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
schnabeltier88 (9:26:12 PM): but in soviet russia, brb means YOU!!

JUST GIVE HIM A FLIPPING RIDDLE, OKAY?!?!?!?

2008-12-11T21:16:00.000-05:00

2008-12-11T21:11:00.000-05:00

http://www.winnernerd.blogspot.com/_stupid_beer_on_the_wall_joke_i_keep_falling_for

2008-12-10T21:34:00.002-05:00

Some of my friends have told me they're really jealous of my eyelashes because they're long and dark and blah blah blah. Well, after reading this they're not going to be so jealous anymore.
So I was talking to a friend of mine online, when out of nowhere my eye is in serious, "discomfort." I tell my friend, "brb," and half-blind make my way to the bathroom.
When I walk in, I find the light switch, turn it on, and look into the mirror......
At first, I didn't find anything visibly wrong. But then I examine it closer, and what do I find? ONE FORTH OF MY FREAKING EYELASHES BENT DOWNWARD INTO MY LEFT EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It literally looked like hair STICKING TO MY FLIPPING EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, fuming, I fix the problem and return to the computer. I tell my friend what happened, and that went a little bit like this.......................
AsparagusW: brb
AsparagusW: back
schnabeltier88: 89
AsparagusW: why do these things keep happening to me?
schnabeltier88: ?
AsparagusW: one forth of my eyelashes just bent downward into my left eye
AsparagusW: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?!
schnabeltier88: ok...
AsparagusW: so i walk half blind into the bathroom and examine the problem and see dark lines STICKING TO MY FREAKING EYE
AsparagusW: UM, OW!
schnabeltier88: brb sry
AsparagusW: its ok
AsparagusW: hope i didnt jinx you.....
schnabeltier88: wooooow

The many sides of nerds

2008-12-02T21:12:00.003-05:00

SO....... there's more than one type of nerd. Winnernerd's are obviously the best, but I guess there are others that are pretty ok too.

Nerd goes Cowboy

Nerd goes Nerd

Nerd goes Biker

Nerd goes Banker

Nerd goes ByeBye

Today at Lunch

2008-12-02T21:07:00.002-05:00

Me: What do we do during Health? (It's not actually called health, but overall that's what it is.
Person A: We start a new project.
Me: Oooo, is there coloring involved?
Person A: Not yet.
Me: *Sulking* Is there writing involved?
Person A: Yes.
Me: CRAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!
Person A: *Bursts out laughing*
Me: *Also bursts out laughing*
Me: That came out more pessimistic than intended.

Just a happy story to make your day.

PS- My throat hurts.

2008-11-24T17:59:00.001-05:00

I was walking down the hallway with my friend at school, and we were in kind of bad moods because we'd just taken a test. We have to carry around this stack of stuff to EVERY class at our school, and on top of that stack is usually a pencil case and a novel. My friend and I were talking, and then out of nowhere her book fell off the stack and hit the floor kind of hard. (It was a big novel) As soon as the book touched the floor, it SPLIT IN HALF!

I'm not sure how I ended up laughing so hard, but I fell into an alcove on the side of the hallway, literally leaning against a window on the ground and shaking I was laughing so hard.

It was funny.

A Play

2008-11-23T12:37:00.003-05:00

I know I haven't had that much of a real post lately, so I should take care of that. Things have just been kind of hectic lately, with a break coming up and all......

Anyway, the other day I was watching a play at a high school with the rest of my class. The first act was the story of Adam and Eve, and the second act was of Noah and the Ark. We were about ten minutes into the hour long part two, when the the buses arrived to take us back to our school. One of the adults came onto the stage and gave us a summary of the play:

"Ok, so what happens next is there's a flood, and then one day the flood ends and everyone and all the animals leaves the boat. Here's one of the ending songs:"

And then we heard one of the last songs, of which I was laughing through most of, because I couldn't get over the irony of all of it.

2008-11-15T17:35:00.002-05:00

Could you please tell the author of onlyatia.blogspot.com that the words, "goo" and "doe" are more universally used than, "to" and "too"!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-08T21:58:00.003-05:00

I DO NOT SUPPORT OF THIS WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

----------------------------->>>>>

Take a look at the bottom of the page.

2008-11-08T21:50:00.002-05:00

I know it's pretty glittery and all, but I still thought it was kinda funny.

WARNING TO ALL OF THOSE THAT ARE SANE AND WANT TO STAY THAT WAY....... AND EVEN FOR THOSE WHOSE SHIP HAS ALREADY SAILED

2008-11-03T18:34:00.003-05:00

Ok, so on onlyatia.blogspot.com and winnernerdatheart.blogspot.com there is a link. That link leads to a, "mystery prank," or something along those lines. (Mystery prank here)DON'T CLICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not going to tell you what it is, but I will tell you that I've fallen for it about 5 times.

Just don't click it, mmkay?

Mmkay.

by the way, if you do click it, here is an antidote to it: gitusd2it.com

What happens when I don't pay attention: Exhibit A

2008-11-02T17:14:00.003-05:00

schnabeltier88 (4:59:16 PM): "WHY AREN'T THESE LINKS WORKING!?"-george w bush on blue text
schnabeltier88 (4:59:39 PM): lol
schnabeltier88 (4:59:42 PM): uncyc
schnabeltier88 (4:59:46 PM): of course
schnabeltier88 (4:59:48 PM): wait...
schnabeltier88 (4:59:52 PM): uhhh
schnabeltier88 (4:59:54 PM): there
schnabeltier88 (4:59:56 PM): :)
AsparagusW (5:00:21 PM): oh sry
AsparagusW (5:00:22 PM): lol
AsparagusW (5:12:54 PM): was that a real quote
schnabeltier88 (5:13:14 PM): no! lol
schnabeltier88 (5:13:15 PM): uncyc
schnabeltier88 (5:13:16 PM): !
AsparagusW (5:13:19 PM): lol
AsparagusW (5:13:21 PM): gotcha

Another post

2008-11-02T16:22:00.007-05:00

Ok, so about a week ago I open the car door that leads to the middle-row and find this:

If you can't see what the picture is of, (which you probably can't; the lighting sucked. It was, after all, taken in a car without flash) there is at least one box of tissues on each seat. Here is a closeup of each:

Seat One:

Seat Two

Seat Three: (This seat had two packs of tissues, although you can only kind of see one.)

This was one of the last things I expected to see when I opened up the door to the family car, and I just had to put it on my blog.

Fun fact: One of my first thoughts when I saw this arrangement of hygiene-helpers was, "Wow, it sure is allergy season, isn't it? Now each seat comes with its' very own pack of tissues."

2008-10-28T22:01:00.003-04:00

Sorry, I've been really busy lately, not much time for posting...

I think I'll be able to make a decent post Sunday, so I guess you'll have to wait a little bit longer...

Sorry, but thanks for being patient.

I O U

FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER WATCHED!!!!!!!!!! IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY FREAKING TIME!!!!!!!

2008-10-27T20:51:00.001-04:00

click here to watch it!!!!

Things I found next to/ around a computer in my house

2008-10-23T20:15:00.006-04:00

I found some markings made of this weird grey stuff/ smooth black and blue stuff on a thin, crinkly material..... it could be a sign of life from another lifeform on another planet. This could be huge.....

Or it's my daily log! It's almost everything I do, but on paper!

Too bad you can't see it....

Darn.

2008-10-23T19:50:00.002-04:00

Don't you just hate it when you're eating in a room other than the kitchen and you're not allowed to eat outside of the kitchen and you're eating on a paper plate with a metal fork and since there's a wastebasket right next to you when you're done eating you can throw the paper plate out without your mom seeing but you have to sneak the fork back into the kitchen just to put it in the sink?
I do.

Wouldn't it be hilarious

2008-10-13T20:57:00.002-04:00

Tell me about it.

So.....

2008-10-13T20:34:00.003-04:00

So ar I'm sure you've already heard..... I'm running for President.
No, my true identity is not McCain or Obama.
Proof of this fact? I think I just spelled McCain wrong and, no offense to him, but I think Obama has ears that could probably make him airborn if the wind was strong enough.
So there.
I am a part of the dolphin party. Once I am president I will paint the White House Aqua as my first act of Presidency. The name of the Country will be changed to the United Nation of Winnernerds. Presidential Fitness testings at schools ranging from Elementary to High School will be demolished. Our flag will remain the same to remind us of how much some people had put at risk a few centuries ago for our freedom. And, most of all, ice-cream trucks will be required to roam through every side street every other day in designated states during the summer months BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE ON A STREET WHERE THE ICE-CREAM TRUCKS DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In
Out
In
Out
Whew. Back to business.
Anyway, vote me.
Wow. Don't you just love chain letters? According to the most recent one I've opened, I am 40% Barbie.
That's useful.
That's right, suck it up people. Your future president is 40% Barbie.
60% Awesome
And 100% Winnerned.
Eat.
It.
Up.

NOTE: That is not an actual formula for Winnernerd.

2008-10-08T22:45:00.001-04:00

So there's this dude on youtube called Nerimon and he has a video where he can't pause at all during the video and I guess it's really important to him because he got really angry at himself when he couldn't do it after about 54 seconds so I'm doing that same thing on this very post where I can't stop typing at all and so far I'm doing good but I'm seriously running out of ideas so this is getting extraordinarily hard and oh my gosh I don't think I can do this red blue orange green yellow oh man now I can't think of any colors uuuuuhhhmmmmmmmmmmm holy cow this is a lot harder than it looks at least my hands haven't cramped up yet this so far has taken about two minutes so you can see I really haven't paused yet you know what I thought I would have more off the top of my head than this but I guess not wow

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PAUSED AFTER WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-08T22:42:00.004-04:00

Dogear; verb; Bending over and creasing a small part of the top corner of a page usually in a book or magazine to save your spot, mark a page with certain information on it, etc.

She had to dogear the page she was reading and close the book because the teacher didn't like it when his students read during a lecture.

THIS AIN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT SCHOOL DON'T SAY IT IS CUZ IT'S NOT

2008-10-07T17:17:00.003-04:00

So I've got lots of homework today.

But that's okay!

Because I can't complain about school, and that's okay, too.

How in the world did I get 2/3x=4 wrong?

Ok never mind.

But anyway, this whole not complaining thing really isn't that bad.

Because I'm getting pretty good at it.

Uh-huh.

Yep.

That's right!

Just like Wendy's.

That IS right.

Yeah.

So now just go bask in my modest glory or something.

Because I've got homework.

That's super de-duperdy fun!

Aaahhh....... don't you just love the distributive property on a beautiful day?

I have a confession to make about my identity......... I AM ASPARAGUSW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-01T19:06:00.002-04:00

winnernerd: yo
AsparagusW: oh wonderful it's the nerd
winnernerd: that's right
winnernerd: im THE nerd
winnernerd: as in, the master of all things nerdy.
AsparagusW: wat do u want
winnernerd: nm. u?
AsparagusW: u kn wat u make no sense
winnernerd: blah blah blah....

FYI, I don't have an identity problem or anything like that.
I mean, come on, how can I have an identity problem when I was being somebody else too?

2008-09-25T07:13:00.002-04:00

I really did take that picture below this post the other night after dinner. (I couldn't take it during dinner, and by all means, there were leftovers.)

So yes.

And it's not spinach, for anyone who thought it was.

Side dish, meet World. World, meet side dish.

2008-09-23T19:28:00.002-04:00

I know.

Interview with Winnernerd Part Whatever

2008-09-13T22:48:00.002-04:00

Interview Lady: So how have things been?

Winnernerd: Wonderful. And you?

Interview Lady: Great! I just got my masters in reporting.

Winnernerd: Really? What site did you order it off of; I want one too!

Interview Lady: Shut up.

Winnernerd: Why?

Interview Lady: Because I thought you were gonna be nice and you're not.

Winnernerd: What?

Interview Lady: I said, because I thought you were gonna be nice and you're not.

Winnernerd: What?

Interview Lady: I SAID, because I thought you were gonna be nice and you're not.

Winnernerd: What?

Interview Lady: I SAID BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE NICE AND YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winnernerd: Huh?

Interview Lady: BECAUSE YOU'RE A @$$&&@$% #$^#^ #$%^#$%^* #!##$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winnernerd: Oh.

Interview Lady: Ugh. Whatever, jerk.

Winnernerd: What?

Interview Lady at extreme Volume: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winnernerd: Yeesh, do you want me to get you a pillow to hit or something?!?!?

Interview Lady: That is IT I have HAD IT with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Storms out of room.)

Winnernerd: (Props feet up on coffee table and opens up magazine) Ok.

Heck no!

2008-09-13T22:47:00.000-04:00

My........ my........ my......... instant...... messaging.............. icon............ is............. dead.......... WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM NOT YOUR MAID!

2008-09-09T21:35:00.002-04:00

I was typing on this very laptop, which was set on the table in my living room. My mom walks in, looks at the disaster of a table, (it's really, really messy,) and looks at me. I brace myself for battle, and put on my most innocent, truthful, child-like face.

Mom: This table is a mess. I want it all gone; all cleaned up. What is all this stuff?

Me: (Smiling and acting cute) The balloons and stickers are mine. (They really are.)

Mom: I want it all gone!

This will be interesting....

2008-09-09T19:31:00.002-04:00

Griffin and I ended up as partners for a Social Studies project today, don't ask me how.

Of course this happens at the peak of our "War" and G-d knows how the presentation will blow over.....

To everybody but Griffin- Don't laugh when I end up freezing in front of the class during the presentation.

Griffin- Don't forget the poster-board.

This WILL be interesting.

THERE'S A TIME WHEN WE ALL NEED TO FIGHT BACK: TRAUMATIZING ACTS BY GRIFFIN

2008-09-08T18:50:00.005-04:00

For those have you been to griffinanderson.blogspot.com, there is a post called Traumatizing Acts by Winnernerd. Well, there comes a time when we all need to fight back. Now.

TRAUMATIZING ACTS BY GRIFFIN

He got upset when the restaurant undercooked his peppers.... and took them all off his pizza. "How dare they undercook my peppers!!!!!"
He got his head stuck on one of the rides at a fair.... while it was upside down.
He forgot his name during his math class. (Honors. Really.)
He..... uh..... lost a bet in which we both had to talk with English Accents and act very proper.
He was walking outside and then got hit by a sprinkler.
I think my little brother sprayed him with a hose.

7.He went down the slide on the play-structure in my backyard while soaking wet...... and kept sliding on the grass after the slide ended.

8. He once stored a waterballoon in his pocket and, naturally, it popped. While in his pocket.

More to be added. Keep checking.

It's that time again......

2008-09-07T10:50:00.004-04:00

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. ~Dr. Seuss

2008-09-05T21:52:00.005-04:00

TODAY WAS ONE OF THE LONGEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

2008-09-02T19:58:00.002-04:00

Oh. My. Gawd.

Well, I can't really blame the teachers for that, since most of them put in an effort to keep us awake. But still! I don't like this new, "Renovation." Luckily, the first day is usually the longest day anyway. And that's overwith.

Whew.

2008-08-30T17:40:00.002-04:00

I know I haven't posted anything in a little while, but. . . I'm hungry. Plus, the nerves for the first day of school on Tuesday have kicked in, and I'm afraid I won't be able to post about anything that isn't about how nervous/excited I am about school.

So. . . Until Tuesday after 3:05 pm, I probably won't post anything.

TTYL

Why?

2008-08-25T18:47:00.003-04:00

I tried brushing my long-furred cat a few days ago.

My friend and I sometimes call my cat, "The Devil." Why? Because my cat can be mean, that's why.

Well, she's almost a year and a half old, so she's still very young. While I was brushing her, she rolled onto her back, and started to swat at me. Then, when she got bored of this, she decided to pretend the brush was a cat toy. Or maybe she really thought it was a toy.....

Anyway, she starts to try and grab the toy and is continuously swatting at it, and I am extremely annoyed. All I wanted to do was brush her, and this is what I get? Fantastic. After a little bit of this continuous harmless backfire, I walk away and leave her to play with the curtains or something. Besides, I didn't want to stick around to see what would happen if she bit the wire-bristled brush.

Blogger keeps on messing up all my handmade indentations GR

2008-08-21T22:03:00.000-04:00

Don't Make me Snap My Fingers in a Z Formation

2008-08-21T21:55:00.004-04:00

I just want you to know that my tab button isn't working and I had to put spaces at the beginning of each paragraph all by myself for the past few posts.
I hope you're happy.

Z

I TOLD you not to make me go there! Yeesh. Cut me some slack, okay? I've had a rough enough day as it is with this tab button dilemma and everything so GOSH!

Or as Goofy would say, GARSH!

Yeah, I went there.

The unmovable object and the unstoppable force

2008-08-21T21:45:00.004-04:00

During the conversation I began about below this very post, I somehow managed to amuse both Honeydew6692 and Joshli88 at the same time without even thinking about it twice. (Thank you, thank you.... by the way, Honeydew6692, once again...... feel better. Seriously. Just feel better already. Come on, you can do it.... UGH! Fine, be that way. Go ahead, cough or something. Neh.)
Anyway, Joshli88 was telling me about a class discussion he had during school about what would happen if the unstoppable force and the unmovable object collided. (If that's hard to imagine, think about what would happen if a tank ran into a minor hurricane.... Ya.) "And so," he concluded, "The most popular idea was that if the two collided the unstoppable force would become the unmovable object and the unmovable object would become the unstoppable force. Since they can't exist together, the would become one another."
"Since they can't exist together, they become one another...." I muttered. (I tend to do that a lot.)
Without knowing it, I was making a connection.
"Oh! Just like what happens in Freaky Friday!!!!"
Joshli88 immediately burst into laughter, and Honeydew6692 said that if she laughed she'd just end up coughing. (I TOLD YOU TO GET BETTER!!!!!!!!) I hate to admit this, but I didn't understand immediately what they were entertained by, like I should have.
It took me a few moments to register.

Walkie Talkies

2008-08-21T21:33:00.005-04:00

Let's set the scene:
I was talking on teh phone with Honeydew6692 and Joshli88, which happen to be related by blood. (They have the same parents.) Honeydew6692 was/is sick, (this happened recently, and get well soon!) so instead of making her run around the house for orange juice and whatnot her father set up a walkie talkie system so she can ask a family member for something without having to do any work whatsoever. Since Honeydew6692 and Joshli88 live in the same house, they each had a walkie talkie in their laps while talking to me on the phone. The only difference was that one was in the basement and the other was not. Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, Joshli88 points out that, "Why is it that we are talking to each other on the phone despite the fact that we live in the same house, see each other all the time, and each have a walkie talkie tuned to the same channel in our laps?"
TBS... Very funny

My Mother the Cook

2008-08-19T18:03:00.002-04:00

My mom used to be a vegetarian, and now she's just really, really into health food and organic stuff. Instead of making regular hot dogs, she makes low-fat-low-sodium-chicken-dogs. Naturally.

Now, those things are GROSS. After much complaining on my behalf, (and a little from my brothers') my mom decided to try getting regular kosher hot dogs for a change. (In addition to her chicken-dogs, of course.) Here's a not-so-quiet exchange that just happened between my brother and my mother. My mom was in the kitchen, and my brother was in the living room. So, naturally, they both found the need to scream instead of one joining the other.

This was a pretty quick witted conversation, especially for an 8-year old and his mom.

Note: My mother's idea of a, "Regular hot dog," is a fake looking red hot dog that happens to be kosher, nasty, organically artificial, and possibly vegetarian.

Mom: "Son, do you want the chicken dogs or the regular hot dogs?"

Brother: "I'll have the chicken dogs!"

Mom: "Really? Because I got these really good all-beef kosher ho-"

Brother: "I'll have the really good all-beef kosher hot dogs!"

Yeah!

I just thought that was amusing at the time.

Chores

2008-08-19T17:46:00.002-04:00

Where to begin where to begin. . .

Alright, so, can you name one kid out there that enjoys doing chores? Probably not, because kids are kids and that's fact. A few years back, I had chores. I had to make my bed, clean my room, do my homework without complaining; usual kid stuff. But, back then I used to have an allowance. I forgot what it was, but I think it was something around $5 dollars a week, give or take a dollar.

Well, anyway, after a while my mom stopped paying me an allowance but I still did my chores. After a few weeks of this injustice I complained, but that just got her annoyed with me. So, I stopped doing them.

A few years after my chore boycott I started babysitting my younger brother and sister. I'd get paid a few dollars an hour, and I was satisfied with that.

Now, for someone who acts so much like a kid as myself, there's one ironic rule that I live with and have lived with for a very long time: I do not like kids. At all. So, babysitting is basically a never-ending game of let's test Winnernerd's patience.

Knowing this, you can imagine my reaction when one day my mom came home after a day of errands and didn't pay me for babysitting. I believe the phrase she used was: "There's a difference between babysitting and staying home with your brother and sister while I run errands." Right, mom. Maybe I should stay home with the neighbors' kids, too, while they run errands. (Hypothetically, of course. My neighbors don't have kids.)

Wonderful

2008-08-17T11:35:00.002-04:00

I just took a stupidity test on i-am-bored.com. It said I am 30% stupid. Now, now, I know what you're thinking. "Winnernerd, you IDIOT! How could you have gotten a 30%?!?!?" Well, the answer is rather simple, actually.

I accidentally said that you put toast in the toaster.

Simple mistake.

Watch it

2008-08-16T18:23:00.005-04:00

Click me!

I had to watch that video twice to figure out that humans don't actually do photosynthesis.

Unbelievable.

Have you ever heard that there are 23 unknown flavors in one can/bottle of Dr. Pepper. (Not diet or any special flavor like cherry or something, just regular Dr. Pepper.) This site thinks they've found all 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper: http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/9336/Food++Dining/23+Flavors+of+Dr+Pepper.aspx I'm not sure if I really believe all of that, but I'll take it for now.

Email me at Winnernerd@aim.com (please) and tell me who you thought won the away message war and why.

2008-08-16T14:05:00.003-04:00

BTW, did you know that the human characters on Animal Crossing can tan? My brothers' character started off kind of peachy and is now darker than cardboard.