I STILL DON'T WANT TO DO MY DARE SO I'M GOING TO PROCRASTINATE UNTIL SOME1 PROTESTS SO DON'T PROTEST

OMFG PUSH THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Long Can You Hold It? My time was somewhere around: 45 minutes and 17 seconds!

HOPELESSLY CONFUSED

If you have gone to griffinanderson.blogspot.com lately, by the looks of what his newest post, "traumatizing acts by winnernerd," says, you may be wondering how the hell I got into advanced math. Well, I don't know how either. I guess luck was on my side in this area.

I was also in advanced math last year, but I had absolutely no idea what was going on. Those of you that know me should know exactly what I'm talking about.

You may be under the impression that I don't know much- but I do. I just get hopelessly confused very, very often. But that's not a bad thing esactly, because I do end up figuring things out.

It's usually just too late by the time I do get things sorted out. 

WINNERNERDS ARE NOT PERFECT!!!!

OOPL

oopl: (oo-oo-Pl) official organizaton of pie lovers.

Be jealous of the oopl or surrender!!!!!!!! (jk)

Oh Man

I Totally regret announcing that I should have a witness for this dare. Whoever it's going to be, I just know that they're going to make me laugh really hard in the middle of a huge gulp of water, and right now I just feel simply, "Ugh."
Tomorrow in gym, I have to do presidential fitness testing. I already did the shuttle run, so now it's time for the arm hang. As (a) winnernerd, of course I have supreme strength and all that. But..........
Well, in other words, I'm just going to say that the bar is really mean and shakes students off of it until they fall. Yup. That's it. The bar is mean.
I rather hate that bar.
It's rusty, and old, and mean, and it knows that I know that it hates me, so the bar and I have this little rivalry thing going on, and it's just so completely unfair because it actually chooses favorites for some other students.
Just not me.
Because I'm (a) winnernerd.
Oh well, I guess us winnernerd's have to stick together.

They're just students.....

Is it ethical, to, in the middle of a lockdown drill, start screaming into a microphone telling students where to hide, accidentally turn on the P.A. system, and leave your computer on? No. It's not. But that's what happens when you are un-prepared for a lockdown.
Even though they told us what time it would be at.
Does it make sense to say, "Many" after being asked, "How long have you been employed?" during cross examination at a mock trial? No. But some girl did anyway.
Would you, if in the situation, completely procrastinate and not make a catapult, although the due date was extended from January to June, just because you don't feel like it?
Yes. Because catapults are from midevil times, and I'm not midevil.

BTW, go to flavoredpig.blogspot.com.
Guess which pig I am.

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. I WAS SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE A CHALLENGE TODAY AND I RRRREEEAAAALLLLLLLLYYY DON'T WANT TO DO ANY OF THEM. 

Ok. I just read over my, "dares", and I'm supposedly calmer now. Ok. I can do this.

joshli88 said...

hmmm...something weird for sure...like try to be totally normal for a whole day or even go for as long as you can. This means no using Pedro, no making fun of others for no specific reason (this also includes all diet cherry 7up references) and ABSOLUTELY NO dropping mobile phones off of high indoor constructions. You get the idea. Good luck! :)

Not cool. Not cool at all.

honeydew6692 said...

Drink 10 bottles of water (or any beverage with a bottle the same size, 16 1/2 oz.) in 15 mins

This could mess up my physical health.

JGabby said...

i said something wild... ok. i may leave more ideas later, but here's one for now. In the middle of lunch when absolutely nothing else is happening, just friends talking, and almost everyone is here, stand up on your chair and start shouting/singing the HSM or HSM 2 song of your choice. (preferably what time is it... with dance moves!!!!!

HA!

joshli88 said...

Stage something like this at school:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dkYZ6rbPU2M
You'll need some other people involved- I'd recommend getting at least one teacher involved.
And have fun writing the lyrics!

This could be fun. But what if I spill coke instead of lemonade, but I sing lemonade anyway? That could be quite the embarrassment, you know.

meanie said...

i would definitely want you to start singing teardrops on my guitar during lunch.... BY THE TRASH CANS. with cute dance moves. the ones you and i made up. hah. :)

Heh. Um. Er. I. I..... 

No comment.

honeydew6692 said...

kk i think i have another one, go a whole day without talking, i betcha cant do it, and if you fail to do so, you have to do one of the other challenges.

:p

honeydew6692 said...

Go around with a hug-me-shirt, and actually let them hug u.
No Biting, period.

Nuh-uh. It's just so not worth it. 

Well, that was painful. I guess I have no choice but to congratulate honeydew6692 on giving me the only the challenges that don't involve singing/dancing. Of couse, everything honeydew6692 gave me will emotionally and/or phyically traumatize for the rest of my life, at least it won't be humiliating.

So.... (drumroll, please!) the challenge I have selected is.....

Drink 10 bottles of water (or any beverage with a bottle the same size, 16 1/2 oz.) in 15 min

Tada!

 I will announce my witness soon so I can get this overwith.

That's right. I'm talking to you honeydew. O-VER-WITH. AS IN, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS SO I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE SATISFACTION OF BEING MY WITNESS SO HA!

Wat is up w/ you guys and musicals? I dont think Ill pick a challenge involving dancing/singing/humilating myself in front of people w/ camera phones!

The title says it all.

Red Head's Protest Wendy's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoPmd_wc7s8&NR=1

HA

HA

HA

This video is actually pretty amusing.

We want Frosty's!

We want Frosty's!

We want Frosty's!

MEANIE

IF YOU SCROLL DOWN TO THE WINNERNERD BASICS SOMEONE LEFT A COMMENT THAT WAS QUITE RUDE. I KNOW THIS PERSON, AND I JUST WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WAS A JOKE. IT WAS A JOKE. SO PLEASE, DON'T GO PRANCING AROUND BEING ON MEANIE'S SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT, BECAUSE IT WAS A JOKE. 

Agnus Spunkmeyer

WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THE LINK I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IN THIS POST IT IS A TRICK AND TRUST ME YOU WILL REGRET IT.

And now for our feature presentation.

Ok, so I was on the phone with one of my friends and I was also IMing one of my other friends. The friend I was IMing sent me a link that led to a site where you can calculate if you're crush and you are, "True love," or not.

 honeydew6692:

http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/976993881

Well, I clicked the link and decided to try it. But then I thought, you know what? I shouldn't put my name on the Internet. Besides, these things are fake. I think I'll just make a joke out of this instead. So the friend I was talking on the phone with and I made up the names, "Agnus Spunkmeyer," and, "Jambalaya Alfalfa" to put into the, 'crush calculator.' After I typed in the names, I hit the, "Calculate!" button. 

And then everything backfired on me.

After I hit the, "Calculate!" button, the screen read:

"Ooops! You've been fooled! Everything you wrote on the previous page will be sent to _____ at _______@___.net." AKA, they sent what I typed to the friend I was IMing. How cruel is THAT? 

The friend I was talking to on the phone was cracking up at what just happened, but the friend I was IMing wasn't laughing so much.

Winnernerd: I DID THE QUIZ U SENT ME

honeydew6692:

cool

honeydew6692:

were u AGNUS SPUNKMEYER?

Winnernerd: NO

Winnernerd: IM WINNERNERD

honeydew6692:

on the email!

Winnernerd: NO IM WINNERNERD

Winnernerd: 

honeydew6692:

come on Winnernerd

honeydew6692:

if you want it 2 be believable u cant do JUMBALAYA ALFALFA

Winnernerd: U KN WHAT STOP TEASING ME!

honeydew6692:

no

Winnernerd: JUMBALAYA IS SPECIAL

honeydew6692:

im sure he/she is (i dont know which one it is)

honeydew6692:

but come on

Winnernerd: :(

I'm sorry teacher, I will never leave my common sense at home again.

Woops

Apparently, Griffin has mentioned me........ 4 times on his blog at griffinanderson.blogspot.com. And I've only mentioned him once, so I guess it's my turn to advertise. *Clears throat* I mean, um, talk.
So.


Hm.


I'm trying to think of a good story or something.



OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got one!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ok. Well, last year a fair came to our town on memorial day weekend. This was a big deal for us, because nothing exciting ever comes to our town. To make the fair even more fun/interesting, we decided to create a bet between the two of us. We would go on a ton of rides, and the first one to scream would have to:



a) Walk around the rest of the day like a chicken

b) sing twinkle twinkle little star at the top of their lungs at the top of the ferris wheel. (heehee, that one was to my advantage because I knew he was afraid of heights and I'm not. Then again, I have stage fright.)

c) Go on the scariest, most gut wrenching, threatening ride at the fair.



Anyway, we were on a ride, and he was trying to tell me something but the ride was too loud, (everybody else was screaming their heads off,) so I kept on saying, "What?" He kept on repeating what he was saying over and over again, until finally he had raised his voice high enough that it could pass as screaming, even though he really wasn't.

So, after the ride, I thought to myself, "You know what, if I go on one more ride without screaming I think I'm going to explode." So, being the gullible person he is, (Sorry Griffin, you're actually not that gullible, at least, not nearly as much as I am. You were just having a lapse in judgement.) I was able to convince him that he was screaming on that last ride even though he wasn't.

So he thought he had lost the bet.

LOL

You can see how the rest of the day went.

Although, I, along with our other friends, decided to go on the scariest, most gut wrenching, threatening ride with him. So he lost 2/3 of the bet.

But still.

It was funny.
Ok. I think that was long enough to make up for 3 missing posts.
:)

Time is running out

I just finished running a few laps and I'm tired, so this is going to be quick. 

So far, I have only 2 challenges to choose from under, "I will regret this later." I need a variety. Correction: I need a bigger variety. A much bigger variety. And I kinda want to get it overwith soon, (whatever, "it" is) so please give me your challenges soon. I will give you until next friday, (not this friday, the one coming up after that,) and then i will select one to do. 

"How do we know you will actually do the challenge instead of writing some made up story about it?"

I can already hear you asking that. Well, I have decided to choose a witness that has a blog that will accompany me while doing my challenge. They will then blog about it and you shall have proof. I have not chose who my witness will be yet, but I will notify you and give you their URL as soon as I have chosen one. They will probably be picked after I have selected a challenge. (I don't like that word. Challenge. It sounds so..... difficult. I'm going to use dare instead. Dare. It sounds more.... adventerous. Which I am. You have to admit, you've got to be pretty adventerous to call yourself a winnernerd.)

And if you don't trust them? 

Oh well. Whatever my dare is will scar me for life and I guess that's all that matters. 

I guess. 

Ponder

I've been wondering about something lately. I think we all know that we take in calories by eating, but how many do we burn by eating? Come on, think about it. Your jaw moves up and down over and over and over again, and then it takes some work to swallow too. Chances are, we at least burn a few calories by doing this.
So, if this theory is true, does this mean that the more food we eat, the more calories we burn?
And, if you scroll down you will see a list of statistics. If it is true that we burn more calories sleeping than watching tv, does that mean that if we fall asleep in front of the tv we will burn that amount of calories combined? And what if we're eating popcorn while falling asleep while watching tv? Does that mean that we burn the calories for eating, watching tv, and sleeping, all at the same time?
If anybody is willing to test out this theory, I will be more than happy to be a test subject. ;)

I was serious

If you scroll down, you will see a post title, "I will regret this later." I just wanted you to know that I was serious about that, and I really would appreciate it if you commented and gave me a so called, "challenge." I have only gotten one so far, and I already know that it will be quite difficult for me to do. Which is why I need a variety of options. Here's the comment I've gotten so far:

joshli88 said...
hmmm...something weird for sure...like try to be totally normal for a whole day or even go for as long as you can. This means no using Pedro, no making fun of others for no specific reason (this also includes all diet cherry 7up references) and ABSOLUTELY NO dropping mobile phones off of high indoor constructions. You get the idea. Good luck! :)

I'm assuming you'll want an explanation for that. Well....
I have an instant messaging screename, and my icon is a dinosaur I named Pedro which pops up ever time I start talking to someone. The diet cherry 7up has to do with a friend that once spit it out while we were playing a board game, (it was quite funny, actually,) and I once absent mindedly dropped my cell phone off the top of my banister while talking on the home phone.Why didn't it break? I don't know. Apparently, it's indestructable.
So, please, leave me challenges under, "I will regret this later," and ease my pain.

SUPERHERO!

Similar to most superhero's, winnernerd is simply one of my two identities. Will I ever give out me real identity? Probably not. But, just for the fun of it, you definitely have permission to call winnernerd a superhero. :)

Griffin Anderson

As you may already know, Griffin Anderson has a blog which you should most definitely should visit at Griffinanderson.blogspot.com. You're going to find us adverstising/talking about each other every so often, so you might as well check out both of our blogs. He knows a few things about me that he won't ever let me live down........ and he also put them on the internet. Although, even I have to admit, some of the stories are pretty funny, especially if you can pretend you were actually there.
For example, a few months ago I was learning about all of the countries in Europe, (where they're located, economy, government, lifestyle, etc.) and I was getting pretty confused as to what the names were of all the countries.
Me: Hi person A!
Person A: Hi.
Me: OOO, do you know how to say hi in Norwese?
Person A: What? What's Norwese?
Me: You know, they speak it in Norwegia........
Person A: Wha?
Of course, I was actually thinking of Norway, but I literally thought it was called Norwegia and they spoke Norwese there. So. Once Griffin heard about that he hasn't been able to let me live it down.
Yup. I just thought it would be easier on me if you heard it from me first instead of him.

I will regret this later

Ok, I can't talk long but I will because I have a preposition for you. If you scroll down to the bottom of the page you will see a poll titled, "If you could make me do anything, what would it be? (I'm not going to name anything specific, just category's.)" Well, after you vote, leave a comment on this post as to what you would actually make me do. After I've gotten enough comments, I'll narrow it down to one, (very carefully, I might add,) and do it. And then I'll blog about it. Sssssssssooooo....... Yeah. That's pretty much it, Don't forget to vote and leave a comment!!!!

This is what happens when you throw all the advanced math kids into one classroom; at least one of us is bound to quack

Have you ever asked yourself, "Gee, what would happen if all the advanced math kids were actually put into an advanced math class?" Well, the answer to that is: we go crazy. All of us. It's the end of the day, we're fidgety because in 45 minutes we'll be out of school, and we simply hate the work. So, what would happen if on a particularly dull day and all of the students in the math class finish their tests half an hour early and they aren't allowed to talk even if it was against their will? They pass stupid notes around the class room.
Examples:
Pass this on

Pass it on and __ will do a funny dance

Pass it on and quack

Yes, __ did do a funny dance. And no, the teacher did not notice. But, when all recieved that last one, none of us were actually stupid enough to quack, so we just passes it on silently, anticipating for the kid that actually quacks.
Well, that kid did eventually come along. He was the last kid to recieve the note, and he was paying no attention whatsoever, so when the note landed in his hands he, well, "quacked." The whole class erupted into laughter, and he had no idea what was so funny. And neither did the teacher.
Oh well. Gggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddd times.

Uprising

The winnernerd uprising is getting impossible to ignore. So far, I have gathered..... 4 winnernerds including me in just 3 days. WOOHOO! That's pretty impressive. Ok, not really. But I'm getting somewhere. And somewhere is ALWAYS better than nowhere. 

Anyway, I'm not as tired as I was before. Which is good. Really good. It's kind of weird actually, because I was reading yesterday's postings, and I said I was really tired. And then, voila! I'm tired from a night of no sleep, and the proof is right on this very blog.

How upsetting is that? I mean, I can't even get sympathy from you online readers because it's all my fault.

Well, whatever. I mean, um, tevs. 

I'm bored

Wow, I'm rrreeeaallllyyy bored...... I mean, let's think about it. It's Friday, I just finished a llllooonnnngggg day of school, and now I've got homework. By all means, I'm exhausted. But, I told myself that I would make a new post everyday. So. This should be interesting.  Oh, do you want to know what happens when I ask for a cake at the grocery store?

Me: Mom, can we get that cake?

Mom: (Looks at cake with a blank expression on her face) I don't know, what's it to ya?

Me: My allowance.

Mom: (laughing)

person a: What's so funny?

Me: I don't get an allowance.

Hm. If you ask me, I deserved that cake.

Gosh I'm tired.

no way

I just read my last entry.

I am thoroughly, no doubt about it, pathetic. 

No way.

Tired

It is quite late. Actually, it isn't very late at all. I just need an excuse to go upstairs and sleep instead of studying for the math and science exams I have tomorrow.

So be it. 

You know, sleep is very important: much more important than you think it is. For one, without sleep, you end up falling out of bed every morning intead of the usual, "Ok, now roll a little bit more to the right..... aha! I am on my feet and now half-awake! Brilliant!" move that I usually do in the mornings. So I guess I really should get some sleep. 

Hm. Who knew?

But wait, what if I have insomnia? What if I CAN'T sleep? Ooo, that would be bad. Very bad. I know! I'll use a sooooooooothing color to get me more sleepy. Now that's more like it! And it's working, too! See, look at how tired I am. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................ 

Ugh. Who am I kidding, I'm hyper and we all know it. And I have tests tomorrow, and I'm getting the weird sensation that my phone is ringing. Oh wait, that is not my amazing psychic powers. It's really ringing. 

Winnernerd, AAAAAWWWWAAAAAYYY!!!!!

SWOOSH!

Life Sucks in a Good Way

Apparently, life is supposed to be difficult. Well, that is just not fair. At all. And I think people are taking that whole, 'difficulty' thing a little too seriously. (ie: war, world hunger, global warming, etc.) The only good things about these problems is that we can fix them. To start small, (and free) go to freerice.com. It's a multiple choice vocab quiz, and for every word you get right, they donate 20 grains of rice through the UN world hunger program to help end world hunger.

I know this post may have been pretty boring for you, and I apologize for that. 

Chocolate pigs

me: so, what's your email address?

person a: ______@yahoo.com

me: (laughing) Why is it that?

person a: well, I like chocolate, and I like pigs, so......... chocolate pig

(awkward silence)

person a: (looking down, wearing an ashamed expression): which I am.

Weird Statistics

These statistics are really weird........... but once you think about it, they're probably true.

So think. 

• The average career of major league baseball lasts 5-7 pitches.
• Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 
• In 1987, American Airlines saved about $40,000 by taking off one olive from each salad in first class. 
• The ant will always fall over to it's right when entoxicated.
• A snail can sleep for 3 years.
• Pearls melt in vinegar.
• Turtle's can breathe through their butts.
• Most lipstick conains fish scales.
• You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching tv. 
• Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
• Donkeys kill more people anually than plane crashes.
• The rat has been called the world's most destructive animal- more than man.
• 25% of all fires of unknown cause are caused by rats. 
• The USA has more pesonal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
• The ten most generous countries are all in Europe.
• 0.7% of Americans are in jail.
• US tops the world in plastic surgery procedures. Next comes Mexico.
  
• 26% of all electric cable breaks and 18% of all phone cable disruptions are caused by rats.
  
• In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
  
• Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus : 8
• Age most people stop believing in politicians : 7
  
• Number of people who aren't doctors, but play them on TV : 57
• Number of people who aren't doctor's but play them in hospitals : 5,840
• The tip of a 1/3 inch long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
  
• When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a speed of a millionth of a second.
  
• Odds of hitting a jackpot with a slot machine are 889 to 1.
  
• A 1999 survey of 25,500 standard English-language dictionary words found that 93 percent of them have been registered as dot-coms.
  
• Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
  
• The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

Oh, come on! What did we ever do to rats? 

Reality Food Chain

I think all of us have had an educational experience. And where is a better place to learn something than school itself? Well, the honest truth is anywhere- but. But, there is so much more to school than taking notes and snapping your gum when the teacher isn't looking. You've gotta learn how to survive the jungle-in style- to really get the hang of this whole, "learning" situation.

First you've gotta understand the food chain.

Reality food chain

Winnernerds

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Populars and Jocks

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Average Kids

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Annoying kids that think they're cool (For example: "Fo-shizzle!")

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Geeks and Nerds

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People that wish they were geeks/nerds (joke)

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I don't give a **** ugh get away from me's

I am aware that that was all one big stereotype, but I'm not going to pretend that stereotyping isn't out there. Instead, I'm going to enforce it! (Just kidding) If you don't like your place in the food chain, there isn't much you can do about it. I mean, you're always welcome to become a winnernerd, but if you want a different ranking...... you're on your own.

Tough luck kid.

Winnernerd Basics

Just to clarify a few things, my actual name is NOT winnernerd, I am simply A winnernerd. What is a winnernerd, you may ask?
Winnernerd: (wi-nur-nurd) In the state of being not popular, not world wide known, and at the bottom of the food chain, (or so they say. We are actually at the top of the food chain, but whatever. Everybody else says we're at the bottom because they're jealous), yet still 100% content with what you are.
No, I am not pathetic.
No, winnernerd is not an actual word.
Yes, I just made it up.
But that doesn't mean I'm pathetic.
As a winnernerd, I have to admit I do feel quite lonely sometimes, (not really) for all of my friends haven't reached the winnernerd status yet. (Although, some of them are a winnernerd at heart and just won't admit it yet. *cough cough, all of you, cough cough.*)
Do YOU want to be a winnernerd? CAN YOU? I am going to put this out there and not repeat myself because there is no point, but YOU ALL HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A WINNERNERD!

What it takes to be a winnernerd:

• A freakishly low attention span (20 minutes and under will qualify)
• An, "I don't really care about what you're saying but I'll listen anyway," attitude. (Okay, that one isn't neccessary, but still. We've all been there.)
• A hidden love for wii
• The ability to daydream
• Not listening to what others say about you, and if you do listen not caring.

And that's it. That's all it takes to be a winnernerd. Exciting, huh? Ok, probably not. But being a winnernerd does have it's benefits. It's surprisingly difficult to learn to ignore every body else except for the people that matter to you, and once you have it is definitely worth it.

Then again, being a winnernerd isn't much of a vacation either. It's hard to to completely ignore everybody around you, especially when they are:

a) talking to you

or

b) talking about you

But it's not about not listening, it's about not caring. After all, ignorance is bliss.

If you want to be a winnernerd, leave a comment that says, "I WANT TO BE A WINNERNERD!" or something along those lines. I haven't really worked out a system for that yet, so to be an official winnernerd I guess you just have to leave a comment.