So apparently people are getting sick of blaming Canada. 

:P

Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and since I probably won't post for a while, I may as well say this: 

Happy New Year!

Also, camp Winnernerd, as we all know, has been suspended until further notice because: 

a) The poll between Camp Winnernerd and the Winnernerd Olympics was tied

and

b) I had a mini camp Winnernerd at my house over the summer with two friends and my brother (I just realized it, but it kind of was a mini camp-Winnernerd once you think about it) and we got really, really, REALLY wet. 

and

c) I was the first to get hit with a water balloon at the mini-camp Winnernerd :(

So I guess we're going to go through with camp Winnernerd, we'll just have to wait a bit. I was thinking May, maybe? I'd rather not wait till the actual summer, because then I'll get lazy again, like last time. I still like the idea of Winnernerd olympics- and sorry if I'm turning it down and you liked the idea- but when you think about, I'm not coordinated enough for any olympics. 

So yeah. 

GO WINNERNERD'S!!!!!!! (I'll make a banner and take a picture of it if it really comes down to that, but please don't make me.)

Blame Canada Featuring Robin Williams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc0JveFySB4&feature=related

Lyrics

Oh my G-d, they killed Kenny! (It's a South Park thing)

Times have changed; our kids are getting worse!

They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government, or society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

NO!

Blame Canada!

Blama Canada!

Things changed then everything went wrong, then Canada came along!

Blame Canada!

Blama Canada!

We need to form a full assault! (Full assault!)

Don't blame yourself for your son Stan; he saw that darn cartoon, and now he's off to join this land!

And my boy Eric once, had my picture on his shelf

But now he keeps on telling me to go (GASP!) myself!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

It seems everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

They're not even a real country, anyway!

Hank could have been a doctor

Or a lawyer, rich and true.

Instead he burned up like a piggy,

On the Barbeque!

Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

HECK NO!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

With all their hockey hulabaloo,

And that b**** Anne Murray, too!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

All I can say is Oy Gevolt!

It's Canada's fault!

EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

With all those beady little eyes!

And flapping heads so full of lies!

The smut we must stop

The trash we must bash

The Laughter and fun

Must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Sharing is Caring

Ok, so the other day in Science some of my friends and I finished our work really early so we decided to save the environment.
CO2 is releases when you exhale. It is also released, (in large amounts) when you drive a car. (Not including hybrids.) So isn't breathing and driving at the same time nearly doubling the problem? Uh, yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Here's a picture of the slogan we wore that day to demonstrate and create awareness of the CO2 emissions being released into our air:

"Don't look, Tommy."

"Look at all that CO2!!!!!!!!"

Go to Onlyatia.com

why does HE get his own domain? I want a .com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so........ weak............ and........... annoyed....................

schnabeltier88 (9:18:59 PM): in soviet russia, link clicks YOU !!
schnabeltier88 (9:19:17 PM): sry
schnabeltier88 (9:19:25 PM): russian reversal ftw
schnabeltier88 (9:19:39 PM): in S.R., russian reverses YOU !!
schnabeltier88 (9:19:42 PM): sry
AsparagusW (9:20:44 PM): its ok
schnabeltier88 (9:21:24 PM): it OKs YOU !!
schnabeltier88 (9:21:30 PM): it doesnt stop!!!!!!
schnabeltier88 (9:21:39 PM): help...me...
schnabeltier88 (9:21:45 PM): me helps YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:22:00 PM): so...many...italicized...!s...
schnabeltier88 (9:22:17 PM): in soviet russia, ! italicizes YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:22:44 PM): which was the one about russia and MC hammer?
schnabeltier88 (9:22:53 PM): in soviet russia, breath gasps for YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:22:55 PM): pant
schnabeltier88 (9:22:58 PM): ummm
schnabeltier88 (9:22:59 PM): of
schnabeltier88 (9:23:01 PM): oh*
schnabeltier88 (9:23:20 PM): in SR, this cant touch YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:23:30 PM): nice try
AsparagusW (9:23:32 PM): :P
schnabeltier88 (9:23:33 PM): thx
AsparagusW (9:23:39 PM): :p
schnabeltier88 (9:23:50 PM): gummy bear smiles at YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:23:58 PM): oh. my. gosh.
schnabeltier88 (9:24:18 PM): in soviet russia, harvey oh mys YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:24:22 PM):
AsparagusW (9:24:32 PM): UGH!
AsparagusW (9:24:36 PM): ARG!
schnabeltier88 (9:24:37 PM): roses are red, violets are blue
AsparagusW (9:24:39 PM): YOU!
schnabeltier88 (9:24:48 PM): in soviet russia, poem writes YOU!!
AsparagusW (9:24:49 PM): if you say you one more time...
AsparagusW (9:24:51 PM): !
schnabeltier88 (9:25:28 PM): in soviet russia, go has got to YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:25:53 PM): in soviet russia, it right backs YOU!!
schnabeltier88 (9:26:02 PM): (that means brb)
AsparagusW (9:26:02 PM): AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
schnabeltier88 (9:26:12 PM): but in soviet russia, brb means YOU!!

JUST GIVE HIM A FLIPPING RIDDLE, OKAY?!?!?!?

http://www.winnernerd.blogspot.com/_stupid_beer_on_the_wall_joke_i_keep_falling_for

Some of my friends have told me they're really jealous of my eyelashes because they're long and dark and blah blah blah. Well, after reading this they're not going to be so jealous anymore.
So I was talking to a friend of mine online, when out of nowhere my eye is in serious, "discomfort." I tell my friend, "brb," and half-blind make my way to the bathroom.
When I walk in, I find the light switch, turn it on, and look into the mirror......
At first, I didn't find anything visibly wrong. But then I examine it closer, and what do I find? ONE FORTH OF MY FREAKING EYELASHES BENT DOWNWARD INTO MY LEFT EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It literally looked like hair STICKING TO MY FLIPPING EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, fuming, I fix the problem and return to the computer. I tell my friend what happened, and that went a little bit like this.......................
AsparagusW: brb
AsparagusW: back
schnabeltier88: 89
AsparagusW: why do these things keep happening to me?
schnabeltier88: ?
AsparagusW: one forth of my eyelashes just bent downward into my left eye
AsparagusW: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?!
schnabeltier88: ok...
AsparagusW: so i walk half blind into the bathroom and examine the problem and see dark lines STICKING TO MY FREAKING EYE
AsparagusW: UM, OW!
schnabeltier88: brb sry
AsparagusW: its ok
AsparagusW: hope i didnt jinx you.....
schnabeltier88: wooooow

The many sides of nerds

SO....... there's more than one type of nerd. Winnernerd's are obviously the best, but I guess there are others that are pretty ok too.

Nerd goes Cowboy

Nerd goes Nerd

Nerd goes Biker

Nerd goes Banker

Nerd goes ByeBye

Today at Lunch

Me: What do we do during Health? (It's not actually called health, but overall that's what it is.
Person A: We start a new project.
Me: Oooo, is there coloring involved?
Person A: Not yet.
Me: *Sulking* Is there writing involved?
Person A: Yes.
Me: CRAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!
Person A: *Bursts out laughing*
Me: *Also bursts out laughing*
Me: That came out more pessimistic than intended.

Just a happy story to make your day.



PS- My throat hurts.