Think of your most awkward moment ever. I bet you anything I beat it.

Well, let's see here. There was that time honeydew6692 was over and we were innocently filling up waterballoons when one popped on us and completely soaked my shorts...... There was advanced math, where almost every day was the tiniest bit awkward. Examples can be found under the post, "Traumatizing Acts by Winnernerd," at Griffinanderson.blogspot.com. Sliding down a very steep, wet slide while soaked as it is , going down that slide, and even after you have left the slide keep on sliding on the grass. In front of friends. Innocently tubing when out of nowhere the tube spontaneously combusts and pieces go flying in all directions. While I'm on the tube. Having a fight between two of my own screenames, (I was bored, okay?) and accidentally sending an extremely insulting remark to somebody that wasn't me. Walking into the wrong room on the very first day of middle school (cringe). Accidentally eating the extremely burnt asparagus the second time my mom made it. And the first. Eating raw spaghetti. Eating a ton of ice-cream with honeydew6692 just for the sake of, well, eating ice-cream. 

That was basically a list of things that haunt me. 

I have a feeling there will be some comments that'll start with, "Well what about the time...." I obviously forgot to add that one, so if you remind me, I will. 

I'm Worried

I guess I'm generally a paranoid, worrisome person. 

I just thought you'd like to know that. 

Subscribe! Ya!

Ok. I've been under some deep consideration. Leave me a comment with your response, or give your response at winnernerd@aim.com. But you absolutely have to take the poll. PLEASE!

Here's for the question: Camp Winnernerd, or The Winnernerd Olympics? Or neither. TELL ME! I know camp Winnernerd has been planned for a while, but under the current events going on it would be kinda nice to have the 2008 Winnernerd Olympics. Plus, the if Olympics are chosen that calls for Winter Olympics too. Then again, Camp Winnernerd involves bug juice! No but really. It's more than that. These are two very memorable events, but I need you to choose one.

So which one will it be?

I GOT WATERBALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interview with Winnernerd Part Three

Interview Lady: No.

Winnernerd: Pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Please please please please!

IL: No.

W: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE WITH

SUGAR ON TOP?

IL: No.

W: Why not?!?!??

IL: You're not getting a private jet. More so, I can't give it to you. I'm not your agent!

W: But you've got connections......

IL: No I don't!

W: (raises eyebrows) You don't?

IL: No.

W: Really?

IL: No.

W: Really really?

IL: (angry) No! I get paid minimum wage, this is my first interview in about a month, and I think I'm allergic to popcorn. I don't have connections, okay?

W: (Almost silent.)

IL: What was that?

W: What was what?

IL: That clicking noise.

W: I didn't hear a clicking noise....

IL: There was a clicking noise.

W: Whatever you say (crazy) since you're the genius with the degree and everything.

IL: Yeah well- Wait. What's that in your pocket?

W: Gum.

IL: Gum isn't made out of metal.

W: I have a special handmade metal box for my gum.

IL: Take it out.

W: No.

IL: Why not?

W: I don't want you dropping or breaking it. It's special.

IL: TAKE IT OUT!

W: Ok, fine. (Pulls box out of pocket.)

IL: THAT'S NOT A BOX YOU BRAT!

W: Uuuuhhhh....

IL: It's a tape recorder!

W: No it's not, it's a gum box.

IL: Stop lying, you're caught.

W: Ok, fine. But you're the one who is going to have themself saying, "I get paid minimum wage, this is my first interview in about a month, and I think I'm allergic to popcorn." On the

internet.

IL: Whatever.

W: Have a nice day!

IL: Bye.

W: Bye bye!

Watch Out!!!!

I feel victimized

Somehow, somewhere, someone out there is playing tricks on me. 

I don't like it. 

You know those random arrangements of letters and numbers they make you type for security reasons when you sign up for something on the internet? I think they purposely distribute the hardest ones for me. You should have seen me when I was trying to sign up for an instant messaging system. I kept on getting combinations like wuv78klf and 2z5G9o0. Things that I'm not likely to get on the first try. And then, when I ask my dad to just do that part for me after about a half an hour of failed attempts, he gets something like A8L1r.

Why?

One time a police officer visited my brother's school... they let him on his motorcycle and told him to act like a police officer he asked for a donut

Let's clear some things up, kay?

Those of you that know me may have noticed that I'm kind of. . . . . complicated. To say the least. Today, a disturbing thought came to mind and I just wanted to declare that no, I am not hiding anything from you. I was just born complicated, as most humans are with all our organs and stuff. Also, do me a favor; don't frustrate yourself by trying to figure me out. I've watched people try in the past and they just ended up kicking themselves.
By the way, I can tell who gets me and who doesn't. Pretending will get you nowhere.
I'm just warning you: I can read people a lot better than you'd suspect.
Oooooohhhhhh. Scary. What a threat I am.
I do not like fakers.

I apologize to those of you that have never actually met me in person, this was pretty much a waste of a post to you.

Oh My Goodness

Of all the things that are tolerable I could miss about the school year, I ended up missing the one thing all kids celebrate getting away from. I mean, I could miss seeing friends 5/7 days of the week, (which I do,) I could miss the cafeteria food, (it's possible, but highly unlikely,) I could even miss the teachers. But what do I miss? Math. 

Math.

Math.

Math.

Why in the world would Winnernerd miss MATH? The readers ask themselves questioningly. Well, for one, the best math teacher I've ever had and probably ever will have retired this year, which upsets me to no end. I can already tell the school won't be the same without her. 

I'm also upset that I probably won't have the same people in my math class next year as I did this year. They really did make math tolerable.

Thanks guys. 

But it's ok, because I'm going to make next year the best year ever. It's my last year at my school and I know it's going to be un-forgettable.

Woo!

My inspiration for blogging lately has been dampened. I don't know what happened. 

But tell me, what would you do if you had received so much praise for something you thought of as an accomplishment, and then found out somebody simply hated it? Don't say you'd shrug it off. It would eventually get to you, as it did me. 

I'm gonna go clean. 

Wuzzup?

A random post in a random spot.
Yippee!
If you are an anual blog reader of mine, you will probably wonder why this post was not here before, yet it is here now. And surely, each new post goes at the top of the page, right? Well, you are wrong. This was an invisible post before I made it. . . er. . . visible, to the world.
It's magic.
It's freaking awesome.
And best of all,
It totally cheered me up.
*Puzzled look on everyone's faces.*

Things that Irritate me

Yellow Light

What it means: Slow down.

Average American Interpretation: Speed up before it's too late. 

Heads up

What it means: Look up.

AAI: Do anything BUT look up. 

What's up?

What it means: Is anything floating and/or above your/our heads that the one asking cannot see, resulting in them having to ask somebody.

AAI: Is anything new? Best answered with, "nothing," so the conversation can lead to what, is actually, "up." 

Are you ok?

What it means: Are you in a nice mood, feeling fine, and/or not in pain? 

AAI: Same meaning, but asked whenever one is showing drastic amounts of emotion, such as crying, screaming, etc. Usually asked when it is obvious that the subject is not OK. 

Cool

What it means: Freezing, cold, etc. 

AAI: I agree, that it pretty interesting, etc.

I know that not everybody likes my blog. That's reality.