Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Dang
To my dismay, my rap-dare received the most votes, with the unbearable ratio of 3:2:2:1. I just discovered this, and was about to mentally prepare myself for it, when I looked at the lyrics in my rap. And, I do not lie, when I write these words: I CANNOT GET PAST THE FIRST LINE WITHOUT CRINGING. This dare is going to take some time, because this rap actually turns my stomach. I am not saying I can't do it, but I am strongly emphasizing that there will be no audience when it is recorded, the door to my bedroom will be locked, I will probably wait until I'm home alone, and it will not happen for a few weeks. (This is actually due to busy-ness, which apparently cannot be spelled as b-u-s-i-n-e-s-s. I will have to do it on a weekend, when I have time to mentally prepare myself and edit a video.) I think this arrangement is fair, considering you're not the one that has to do it. And, with that, I am off to forget about this rap until a day I am more emotionally stable.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Oops.
Okay, so, I think it would only be fair if I extended the poll a bit, because I don't think people saw it in time. So, this is my gift to you. Please, be creative. You have three weeks.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Super-Update
My last poll ended up posting on the very bottom of my page, out of sight. So I just recently moved it to the top of the page (as is obvious) and extended the deadline. Your last chance to vote will be February 10, 2010. And, please, give me your input if you are reading! Comment! I honestly don't care if I know you or not; we don't have to be best friends for you to give me a decent dare idea!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
(Insert Title Here)
So, if you have been following this blog long enough, you would know about my previous dares. Just in case you are new to this site, I will tell you of these dares.
Well, actually, there's only one that I was supposed to do, but never got around to actually doing. It was to:
Drink 15 bottles of water in 10 minutes or less.
BUT, there is something wrong with this- I can get Hypotremia from it! (Thank you, health class.) Hypotremia is when you drink too much water, and it deludes your electrolytes. Cool, huh? Yes, until you are the sad Winnernerd that gets it.
And now I have been dared to do another act of nonsense, which is to perform my most recent rap on camera and post it on the site. I will of course not be able to reveal my real identity while doing this, though, so a paper bag will be placed promptly over my face.
But I really don't want to do this dare, either. So, I will be posting a poll (Starting now, 1/19/10) asking which dare I should go through with.
If you don't like the sound of either dare, comment on this and tell me what YOU think I should do. If I find it funny, but reasonable, I just might do it for the whole Internet :) BE CREATIVE!
... And safe. Please.
Well, actually, there's only one that I was supposed to do, but never got around to actually doing. It was to:
Drink 15 bottles of water in 10 minutes or less.
BUT, there is something wrong with this- I can get Hypotremia from it! (Thank you, health class.) Hypotremia is when you drink too much water, and it deludes your electrolytes. Cool, huh? Yes, until you are the sad Winnernerd that gets it.
And now I have been dared to do another act of nonsense, which is to perform my most recent rap on camera and post it on the site. I will of course not be able to reveal my real identity while doing this, though, so a paper bag will be placed promptly over my face.
But I really don't want to do this dare, either. So, I will be posting a poll (Starting now, 1/19/10) asking which dare I should go through with.
If you don't like the sound of either dare, comment on this and tell me what YOU think I should do. If I find it funny, but reasonable, I just might do it for the whole Internet :) BE CREATIVE!
... And safe. Please.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Writer's Block
So many pieces have been written about writer's block, that I am beginning to find them not very amusing anymore, and more towards the, "Thinking I'm being original, but really I'm just another zebra," group of authors. So now I present to you an uncensored, unnecessary, and uncalled for style of writing that can only be accomplished while in the state of writer's block.
I call it, "A Piece That Will Melt Your Eyes- An Original by Winnernerd"
Yo
This is a wrap for all you fishes that need to find a new sea
Those who crave for something foreign, where the grass is a new shade of green
Well it would my be pleasure, to show you something new
So take a seat and feel the rhythm (ha, bet I caught you off guard there, foo)
Everybody loves a good song, and even more a long lasting laugh
But what I don't get is how that's relevant, when I'm writing on your behalf
This is something meaningful; it's flowing straight from my heart
Maybe that's why it burns your eyes and makes you wonder why you'd even start
Because, this is Winnernerd, of course it won't make sense (It's random!)
So for your very own safety, I recommend you take some Tums
This next part is so brutal, so awful, it'll make your brain bend
The truth and disgusting part is: This post is at it's end.
Yeehaw!
I call it, "A Piece That Will Melt Your Eyes- An Original by Winnernerd"
Yo
This is a wrap for all you fishes that need to find a new sea
Those who crave for something foreign, where the grass is a new shade of green
Well it would my be pleasure, to show you something new
So take a seat and feel the rhythm (ha, bet I caught you off guard there, foo)
Everybody loves a good song, and even more a long lasting laugh
But what I don't get is how that's relevant, when I'm writing on your behalf
This is something meaningful; it's flowing straight from my heart
Maybe that's why it burns your eyes and makes you wonder why you'd even start
Because, this is Winnernerd, of course it won't make sense (It's random!)
So for your very own safety, I recommend you take some Tums
This next part is so brutal, so awful, it'll make your brain bend
The truth and disgusting part is: This post is at it's end.
Yeehaw!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
194 and Not Counting
This is officially the 194th post on Winnernerd.blogspot.com. What does this mean, my friends? That we are six posts away from reaching the 200 mark! Now, I know that according to the current rate I am going, this point will not come until about... July. So, to speed it up, I will be posting at least once a week. And, to celebrate, I am announcing an OFFICIAL WINNERNERD GATHERING for all Winnernerd's. Once we see when I actually finish, all Winnernerd's are welcome to go bowling on a date that is TBA. I hope to see all you Winnernerd's there.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Everything Sounds Better in Sarcasm!
Here is a list of 20 phrases you should never say sarcastically. (Unless you want to immediately grab my attention, in which case go right ahead. Just don't direct the comment towards me.)
(And by the way, quotation marks around each phrase are implied here.)
20) That was brilliant.
19) I like you, kid.
18) I LOVE doing chores! (Why: Chances are someone is going to hear you, not realize you were being sarcastic, then beat you up.)
17) Oh, good. I was worried.
16) I hope you get better soon.
15) Do you want fries with that? (I don't know if this actually applies under this list, but I've heard this phrase so many times I've grown to hate it, and for some unknown reason wanted to share this with you.)
14) I'm looking forward to another great day.
13) I really enjoyed that test. (Again, some stupid-parade of a classmate is going to overhear you and take you seriously.)
12) I miss you. No, really.
11) I'm telling you, my hands are purple because of those berries, not marker.
10) Of course there's a pop quiz today. It would only make sense, seeing as how today is my best day ever. (By now you understand the reasoning.)
9) "EASY ON THE GAS!" "OH, OK!"
8) Good job on your presentation.
7) I sincerely wish for today to never end. (Be careful what you wish for...)
6) Wait, if you slap me again over here, you might get more satisfaction. No, really, go ahead. Try it. (The brawn over brain theory proves that people that are more towards the "brawn" end of the spectrum cannot "hear" sarcasm. Said in the most gentle way possible.)
5) Math is my favorite subject. (Someone else will reply, "Here, I'll let you do mine.")
4) How did you miss my head? It's huge. (They will pick up the ball again and aim for your face. Dodgeball is not a place for sarcasm, young children, or a Winnernerd of any kind.)
3) I think I've found my soul mate. (This phrase, when used sarcastically, is best used when following a stranger doing something irrationally stupid, like driving with their forehead or wearing roller skates in a mall.)
2) No, those pants do not make you look fat.
1) That shot was great, let's do it again! (Apparently, nurses don't appreciate this.)
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Mini-Lesson! (Revised- Sorry for the delay.)
Hey everyone! One of my favorite parts of school is when the teacher says, "I don't have enough time to actually teach much today, so we're just gonna do a mini lesson," and ends up leaving us to do whatever we want while he/she checks email and ignores us. To spread the upcoming holiday cheer, I have decided to spread the love I feel when it's a mini-lesson day, by giving you one, too. Enjoy!
(Actually, I've decided to give you two. Even better!)
The sentence on top is unimportant.
From left to right:
Subject, verb, subject.
I <3>
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
It's the Good Life
Because:
- My backpack was fairly light today.
- I didn't cringe when I thought about tomorrow. (Ok, I cringed a little bit. But not much. It was a baby cringe.)
- Mi contesto para la pregunta para la clase de espanol este tarde fui corecto! (unlike my grammar just now!)
- I spoke Spanish! I have no idea what I just said, but it felt GREAT.
- Shalom.
- I'm in a bilingual mood today :)
- This morning I literally sat straight up in bed when my alarm went off. (Partially because I had to get up and out of bed to turn it off.)
- I didn't hear anyone say "Legit" today. I think my saying, "Legitimate" is beginning to catch on.
- MLINA.
- Only one person signed off when I said hi to them online today. That's always a good sign.
- I got half of my worst classes over with. (The other half is tomorrow.)
- I refilled on mechanical pencils.
- I realized that the school year is almost 1/4 over. (YAY! Only 3 5/8 to go!)
- Uh.... I haven't caught H1N1 yet. (OMG DID WINNERNERD JUST SAY THE FORBIDDEN H WORD!?!?!?!?!?!)
- I said the forbidden H word and got away with it.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Don't you HATE it when...
10)...Someone smiles at you as you walk past each other in the hallway, and they stop smiling before they fully pass you.
9)...A mob of people is in the entryway of a place you need to be, and when they notice you they move forward 20 feet... and are still blocking your path.
8)...It's Wednesday and you think it's Friday.
7)...You put a few singles in your pocket in the morning, reach in your pocket during lunch to get something sweet out of the vending machine, and then remember you blew it all on cheeze its for you and your friend before English.
6)...When the person that sits in front of you in English turns around and asks, "Would it be weird if I randomly started eating a candy bar right now?" and laughs. And then you pull out the bag of cheeze its that was sitting in your lap the whole time as you subtley snacked on them.
5)...YOUR FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.
4)...You keep running into this one person around almost every corner, so of course when you accidentally bump into someone without seeing them you assume it's "that person" and jokingly say, "Jeeze, are you stalking me or something?" And then you look at them and see they aren't even the same gender as, "them".
3)...You spill some milk next to your 90SPF sunscreen, and the sunscreen is whiter.
2)...Somebody screams your name in a big crowd, and for the first time they're actually talking to you... Just as your middle finger gets stuck in between the two straps of your bag when they finally catch up to you.
1)...The big finale isn't as big as you expect it to be :P
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
I'm going to the big screen!
Ha! Not really!
Unless you count the screen your staring at as a big one, in that case, yes, I'm going to a lot of "big" screens.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
A New Club
Hello everybody, myself and a fellow Winnernerd have decided to create a new club. The club is called, The Winnernerd club of windows haters who also now hate radio disney. Comment if you'd like to join, and even if you wouldn't like to join, join anyway. We need all the support we can get.
On another note
I have a story to tell you.
About 30 minutes ago, I was checking my voicemail. The first was from my mom, the second was from a disney crazed psychotic ten year old girl.
It started off with, "Umm, this is NOT radio disney!" Throughout the hate mail, she repeatedly said things like:
"Don't steal radio disney's number!"
"This ain't your number!"
"Ima find you!"
She also threatened to kill my family, even if I'm an adult, or a dog, or even a kid.
She couldn't have been older then 10, by the way.
And right when I thought the voicemail ended, she literally started shrieking, "DON'T STEAL THE NUMBER!!!!!!! IT'S RADIO DISNEY'S NUMBER!!!!!!! DON'T STEAL IT ANYMORE OR I'LL FIND YOU!!!!!!"
Ok radio disney, I'm sorry I stole your number. (Even though it's actually a different number, and I've had my phone since before radio disney existed.)
I hope she doesn't actually find me.
Update
Hey everybody. I know I haven't blogged in a while, but I am now so suck it up. I'm here with my buddy Jedi Claire.
Jedi Claire: I just want all of you to know that my monumental battle with Darth Callie is currently taking place. In my mind. moaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Also, my dare to drink 20 water bottles in 10 minutes is postponed until further notice.
Shout out to wilderness girl, aka looney
Shout out to Darth Callie, who, I apologize, has just given her dignity before the awesome powers of Jedi Claire
Jedi Claire: I just want all of you to know that my monumental battle with Darth Callie is currently taking place. In my mind. moaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Also, my dare to drink 20 water bottles in 10 minutes is postponed until further notice.
Shout out to wilderness girl, aka looney
Shout out to Darth Callie, who, I apologize, has just given her dignity before the awesome powers of Jedi Claire
Monday, July 13, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Smile, you're on camera
So my friend and I made a bet a few days ago, and I won't go into the specifics of it, but the loser had to hold up a sign about teeth and chant, "Brush twice daily to achieve great teeth!" (Or something along those lines, I was laughing a bit too hard to recall what she was saying.)

By the way, I won :)
And, best of all, I got to make her the sign, which happened to be a picture of a cow with a human smile photoshopped (well) onto it, and a talk bubble saying, "Brush yo teeth, fool!" I taped the sign onto a ruler and, voila, it was complete. The only thing left was my, "Smile, you're on camera sign," but she refused to use it :(.

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This is the cow we used :)
Friday, May 8, 2009
The funniest parts of the week
Monday- I went to school. What a joke.
Tuesday- I went back.
Wednesday- I got up late and almost didn't go to school. But I did.
Thursday- I got to school early.
Friday- I didn't even bother going
Saturday, May 2, 2009
America, the Land of the Leftovers
It's weird. The country I live in has been my main point of ridicule lately.
NOTE: Some of the thoughts in this post may be offensive. Suck it up.
Environment
1) We are so fond of recycling, we recycle food (take the stuff we don't want and feed it to the birds) we recycle paper, (the guilt-free solution to homework,) and we recycle ideas (one person's trash is another person's treasure, such as the fanny pack.)
Technonlogy
2) Whatever minutes we don't waste one month, we can waste during another. (As in cell phones.)
Food
3) Whatever we don't burn through exercise, we simply store elsewhere, in case we forget to eat one day.
Junk
You know all that stuff you bought in the 90's, because everyone was getting tired of the 80's? Yeah. You can go sell it to someone else now.
That Stuff in the back of your closet
You know all that stuff you bought in the 80's, because everyone was getting tired of the 70's? Yeah. You can go sell it to someone else now.
Money
It's completely outrageous for the government to waste money on things like better supplies in schools, but perfectly acceptable to put that money into the purchasing of thousands of 42 cent stamps to send us our tax forms... How peculiar.
Ok. I'm getting all riled up now. I better go.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Ok. So. Here we go. Really. I'm ready.
Yesterday in my part of the world, it was Sunday. A really, really, REALLY hot Sunday. I mean, 80 degrees hot. So what do I do to celebrate the official end of winter?
Weed my mom's garden.
So I'm weeding, and weeding, and weeding, and avoiding things that crawl, and weeding, and weeding, and avoiding things that-worse- don't crawl, when my mom starts cutting off branches of these miniature trees we have, and telling me to pick them up. So I do.
And then she starts trimming bushes and tells me to pick up the excess. So I do.
And then she starts trimming these plants that'll soon flower, but right now are giant bushels of sticks, and tells me to somehow go behind them without scratching my leg up to pick up the excess. So I don't.
Until my sister pushes aside the blindes on the window that was right near my mom and I, and presses her face against it, giving me a near heart attack.
Then, to show that I am still the superior sibling, I attempt to go around the bushes/ over them, in a way that does not scratch up my legs, but lands me softly in the mud.
Luckily, my sister missed that part.
Friday, April 24, 2009
The Model Student
Hey everybody! Wanna hear what I learned in school today?!
Well, to begin, there's social studies. Right now we're learning about the Civil War.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
American Culture at it's Finest
1) Some of those in the U.S. have immense trouble speaking the English language correctly, but have no problem at all with burping the English alphabet.
2) Americans have this belief that they can find a way to put off/ get rid of death, yet most usually die while trying to find a "Cure".
3) Americans think everyone has an accent but them.
4) It is impossible for an American to do wrong; another culture made them do something wrong.
5) America can send it's troops wherever it wants, whenever it wants. This is completely unacceptable in anywhere but America.
6) Americans have the ability to destroy and polish rocks, then sell them for thousands of dollars.
7) Because Americans aren't afraid of fire, they assume nothing is, including forests.
8) Americans enjoy wasting ink on making parts of their phonebooks yellow, so they can find that guy they're planning on firing quicker.
9) Americans prefer landfills in their backyards over clean ponds.
10) America is THE best country ever. As said by an American.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
SO.
I reccomend you go to griffinanderson.blogspot.com. It is under new ownership, and the new owner pays much MORE ATTENTION TO THAT BLOG THEN THE OLD OWNER. Ahem. Sorry. I had something stuck in my throat.
But really. Go there.
Anyways. I just wanted to say that learning from experience, if yourself or a friend bangs their elbow on something particularly hard, make sure they can move their arm so you know it's not broken. THEN it's ok to laugh.
Yeah.
Ok bye.
But really. Go there.
Anyways. I just wanted to say that learning from experience, if yourself or a friend bangs their elbow on something particularly hard, make sure they can move their arm so you know it's not broken. THEN it's ok to laugh.
Yeah.
Ok bye.
Monday, April 6, 2009
The Final Interview
Interview Lady: EW
Winnernerd: Tell me about it.
Interview Lady: Luckily, this one won't be very long.
Winnernerd: Good.
Interview Lady: *Twitches.* Ok, so. How long have you been working on your blog, Winnernerd.blogspot.com?
Winnernerd: A year this month.
Interview Lady: How many posts have you made?
Winnernerd: 164, although that number is debatable, since I have a handful of posts that are just titles. Yet, those are the ones with the most comments...
Interview Lady: *Laughs* I see.
Winnernerd: Stop laughing. I don't want to get along with you.
Interview Lady: Brat.
Winnernerd: Lemonhead.
Interview Lady: My head is not a lemon!
Winnernerd: Whatever helps you sleep at night...
Interview Lady: Behave.
Winnernerd: Why should I?
Interview Lady: Because.
Winnernerd: Because why?
Interview Lady: I don't know! It makes my job easier! Now could you please just be an innocent little nerd and starting humming Jaws?
Winnernerd: WHAT?!
Interview Lady: I'm not letting a shark loose in here, don't worry.
Winnernerd: I think you already have.
Interview Lady: Shut up.
Winnernerd: You first.
Interview Lady: You know what? Fine! I'm leaving! *Backs out of chair, and trips over Winnernerd's inconveniently extended leg.*
Interview Lady: What the-
Winnernerd: How dare you touch me! Leave at once!
Interview Lady: *Gets up and mumbles something unintelligible all the way to the door and out the building.*
Winnernerd: Finally. I thought she'd never leave.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Chocolate
Well, finally, the SNOW IS GONE!!!!
Booya.
So, one time, my friends and I tried making a cake. It was one of those cakes with frosting in the middle, so we actually had to make two cakes and put one on top of the other.
Well. Everything was ok until it came time to flip them over and out of their pans. We thought we'd let them cool long enough, but apparently not. My friend flipped over the pan with the second cake in it...
And it fell apart in my hands.
Here's a picture:

Friday, March 27, 2009
Flattery
Ok, so here's this forward thingy I decided to do for fun. Enjoy.
1) Put your ipod or other music player on shuffle.
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS, "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Decent into mystery- Danny Elfman- Batman
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Glamourous- Fergie
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
7 Things- Miley Cyrus- (LOL I FORGOT TO DELETE THAT SONG OFF MY IPOD!!!! I STOPPED LIKING IT ABOUT 5 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Story of a Girl- Unknown Artist
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I write sins not tragedies- Panic at the Disco
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne
WHAT IS 2+2?
Way I are- Keri Hilson
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Rockstar- Nickelback
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
1 2 Step- Ciara
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Shake it- Metro Station
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Disturbia- Rihanna
WHAT DO YOU PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I'm Here- Aly and Aj
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hips don't lie- Shakira
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You're not Sorry- Taylor Swift
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/ INTEREST?
You can't Touch this- MC Hammer
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Change- Taylor Swift
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Clumsy- Fergie
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Stacy's Mom- unknown artist
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
1985 (uh..... It's a bit late for that)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Drops of Jupiter- Train
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
The Way I loved you- Taylor Swift
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Bullseye- Aly an Aj (Yeah, I'd cry if I had a dart in my eye, too.)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Run the Show- Kat Deluna
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
She Will be Loved- Maroon 5
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Shut up and Drive- Rihanna
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Fifteen- Taylor Swift
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Goodnight Goodnight- Maroon 5
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Flattery- Aly and Aj
Sorry I haven't posted in a while.... I forgot my password and had to make a new one.
Yeah.
Which is weird, because I tried pretty much every possible password it could have been... Unless, of course, someone hacked on here again and changed it. In that case, I'd be really angry.
So, then again, maybe it's good I changed it.
Camp Winnernerd and the Winnernerd Olympics- Right now, the weather is fareaking fareezing, so in no way shape or form am I holding them now.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
I hacked on to #$@*&'^ blog
I hacked on to winnernerd's blog. Tee hee if you don't know who i am, good. Because unless you saw me type this up then you wouldn't know. or am i in fact winnernerd just pretending to be someone else. So much to ponder so little time. We have three tests this week. Math, language arts, social studies. and if you have wood shop then one there too. Can you guess who i am? Its Josh, that's right josh. But which josh, no not you you nimwad, the other one. Are we feeling entertained? Am i actually josh or that girl with red and blonde hair? this is so entertaining. i can just imagine you all at home. Completely flabbergasted. ah now bask in my modest glory.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Don't Ask Me


A few days ago, I came home from school and my closet was on the ground. Literally. As in, the rod that held my clothes up fell due to time and weight, and while this was really obnoxious, it gave me some time to go through my clothes. I'm not going to give you a census of what I have, but here's a good idea of what I ended up giving away:
*Multiple pairs of jeans
*Random sweatpants, most of which I forgot I had.
*A few T-Shirts
*Two articles of clothing I found in a Kohls bag in the back of my closet with the receipt and price tags still in the bag/ on the clothing itself. Purchased last April. Yet, my mom is still going to try to return it. I bet they never thought someone would actually return an item from their store nearly a year later when they wrote the return policy....
Also, I apparently have nearly double the open hangers then I did a week ago, when I was literally scavenging for hangers.
So. If you need a hanger, call me.
In addition to that fabulous post, did you notice something different? Well, you should have, because I put the pictures before the text, not after like I usually do. Why would I do something so drastic like that, you may ask? Because I messed something up and the computer wouldn't let me to do it the way I wanted, that's why. Pssh. Technology. How barbaric.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Shrek
Why hello there. How nice of you to visit this blog!
So a few weeks ago I went to the movies with some friends. My friend picked me up at my house about 45 minutes before the movie, giving us just enough time for us to pick up my other friend and get to the theatre. Well, in case you didn't know, (if I don't know you personally, all I'm saying is that you BETTER not know) my neighborhood isn't really a neighborhood; it is ONE street that happens to be a gigungus hill with houses surrounding it.
Mine is at the bottom of the hill.
Now, riding your bike down it in the summer is fun. Driving down it in a convertible with the top down IN THE SUMMER is fun. But pushing a mini-van up it? Yeah, not so much.
So they pick me up, and as the stupid street it is, we get stuck about three houses up. So, not sure what to do, we all have to get out and push, except for the driver, who continued to put it in forward.
Now, believe it or not, pushing a car up a hill covered in a layer of ice with a ton of snow covering that really isn't as fun as it sounds. So, can you really blame me if my part was lacking a little? I mean, it WAS mini-van after all.
So at one point we are about 75% up the hill and I'm exhausted, so I completely take my hands off it and go, "Look! No hands!" And, guess what? It stayed the same speed, and kept right on going up that hill.
So you see. The lesson learned that day is personal effort isn't always that important, as long as you are in a group and that group is strong.
(Picture of Popeye here)
Sunday, February 8, 2009
I really wish Winter would end
I don't know why, but for some reason this particular Winter is driving me off my rocker. Really. And I REALLY want it to end. And I don't mean, "Hey, it's March twenty something or other, Winter's over!" No, I mean I want the snow to melt and the sun to come out and I want to not have to wear a heavy jacket every time I leave the house, even if it's just to get the mail.
Yes, February is my least favorite month, aside from January.
I prefer October and May.
Ok, my sister wants to tell me about a bug that's on the couch. You know, I'm also tired of her defending the bug instead of oh, I don't know, HER FAMILY.
BLEH.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
What a Fun time
So......... on Wednesday I had a very large mid-term to take; it was on the entire semester, and it wasn't fun.
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Before the midterm I had what you could call a, "Nervous Breakdown." It wasn't an actual breakdown, but it was pretty close to it. I was all fidgety and my pencil was bobbing up and down really fast........ wait till I have finals at the end of the year. I haven't been that nervous in a while. After the test, I was glad it was over, but it hadn't really sank in yet that I didn't have to worry about it anymore. Has that ever happened to you?
Either way, I want to go to Cedar Point and ride a water-coaster. I want it to not be Winter anymore.
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- winnernerd
- Really,, Cold, Antarctica
- A blog for all of you folks out there that don't know where you're going but know you'll end up somewhere good.
This ain't me
Is she red haired with blonde, or blonde with red hair?
Quotes from anonymous (Believe it or not, they're actually not from me.)
"I just love it when you click to see a larger image and it ends up the same size in a different window, don't you?"
"Yeah. My favorite floor to fall on or be pushed down on was the dijo."
"The kids who eat a full, well-balanced breakfast are the first to throw-up in gym."
"Hey puddy! Oh, wait, sorry..... I was trying to say pal and was thinking buddy at the same time."
"What? Since when do pizza spices come combined all in the same container? Cool! (Later) Oregano.... check. Basil....... check. Pizza Spices....... Of course, who doesn't?........"
"It's gigungus!" (JI- gun-gus)
This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. ~George Bernard Shaw
WARNING
God I wish that sign was up a week ago........

















