American Culture at it's Finest

1) Some of those in the U.S. have immense trouble speaking the English language correctly, but have no problem at all with burping the English alphabet.

2) Americans have this belief that they can find a way to put off/ get rid of death, yet most usually die while trying to find a "Cure".

3) Americans think everyone has an accent but them.

4) It is impossible for an American to do wrong; another culture made them do something wrong. 

5) America can send it's troops wherever it wants, whenever it wants. This is completely unacceptable in anywhere but America.

6)  Americans have the ability to destroy and polish rocks, then sell them for thousands of dollars. 

7) Because Americans aren't afraid of fire, they assume nothing is, including forests.

8) Americans enjoy wasting ink on making parts of their phonebooks yellow, so they can find that guy they're planning on firing quicker. 

9) Americans prefer landfills in their backyards over clean ponds.

10) America is THE best country ever. As said by an American.