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Smile, you're on camera

So my friend and I made a bet a few days ago, and I won't go into the specifics of it, but the loser had to hold up a sign about teeth and chant, "Brush twice daily to achieve great teeth!" (Or something along those lines, I was laughing a bit too hard to recall what she was saying.)

By the way, I won :)

And, best of all, I got to make her the sign, which happened to be a picture of a cow with a human smile photoshopped (well) onto it, and a talk bubble saying, "Brush yo teeth, fool!" I taped the sign onto a ruler and, voila, it was complete. The only thing left was my, "Smile, you're on camera sign," but she refused to use it :(.

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This is the cow we used :)

The funniest parts of the week

Monday- I went to school. What a joke.

Tuesday- I went back.

Wednesday- I got up late and almost didn't go to school. But I did.

Thursday- I got to school early.

Friday- I didn't even bother going

America, the Land of the Leftovers

It's weird. The country I live in has been my main point of ridicule lately.

NOTE: Some of the thoughts in this post may be offensive. Suck it up. 

Environment

1) We are so fond of recycling, we recycle food (take the stuff we don't want and feed it to the birds) we recycle paper, (the guilt-free solution to homework,) and we recycle ideas (one person's trash is another person's treasure, such as the fanny pack.)

Technonlogy

2) Whatever minutes we don't waste one month, we can waste during another. (As in cell phones.)

Food

3) Whatever we don't burn through exercise, we simply store elsewhere, in case we forget to eat one day. 

Junk

You know all that stuff you bought in the 90's, because everyone was getting tired of the 80's? Yeah. You can go sell it to someone else now. 

That Stuff in the back of your closet

You know all that stuff you bought in the 80's, because everyone was getting tired of the 70's? Yeah. You can go sell it to someone else now. 

Money

It's completely outrageous for the government to waste money on things like better supplies in schools, but perfectly acceptable to put that money into the purchasing of thousands of 42 cent stamps to send us our tax forms... How peculiar. 

Ok. I'm getting all riled up now. I better go.