So. . . Until Tuesday after 3:05 pm, I probably won't post anything.
TTYL
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Why?
I tried brushing my long-furred cat a few days ago.
My friend and I sometimes call my cat, "The Devil." Why? Because my cat can be mean, that's why.
Well, she's almost a year and a half old, so she's still very young. While I was brushing her, she rolled onto her back, and started to swat at me. Then, when she got bored of this, she decided to pretend the brush was a cat toy. Or maybe she really thought it was a toy.....
Anyway, she starts to try and grab the toy and is continuously swatting at it, and I am extremely annoyed. All I wanted to do was brush her, and this is what I get? Fantastic. After a little bit of this continuous harmless backfire, I walk away and leave her to play with the curtains or something. Besides, I didn't want to stick around to see what would happen if she bit the wire-bristled brush.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Don't Make me Snap My Fingers in a Z Formation
I just want you to know that my tab button isn't working and I had to put spaces at the beginning of each paragraph all by myself for the past few posts.
I hope you're happy.
Z
I hope you're happy.
Z
I TOLD you not to make me go there! Yeesh. Cut me some slack, okay? I've had a rough enough day as it is with this tab button dilemma and everything so GOSH!
Or as Goofy would say, GARSH!
Yeah, I went there.
The unmovable object and the unstoppable force
During the conversation I began about below this very post, I somehow managed to amuse both Honeydew6692 and Joshli88 at the same time without even thinking about it twice. (Thank you, thank you.... by the way, Honeydew6692, once again...... feel better. Seriously. Just feel better already. Come on, you can do it.... UGH! Fine, be that way. Go ahead, cough or something. Neh.)
Anyway, Joshli88 was telling me about a class discussion he had during school about what would happen if the unstoppable force and the unmovable object collided. (If that's hard to imagine, think about what would happen if a tank ran into a minor hurricane.... Ya.) "And so," he concluded, "The most popular idea was that if the two collided the unstoppable force would become the unmovable object and the unmovable object would become the unstoppable force. Since they can't exist together, the would become one another."
"Since they can't exist together, they become one another...." I muttered. (I tend to do that a lot.)
Without knowing it, I was making a connection.
"Oh! Just like what happens in Freaky Friday!!!!"
Joshli88 immediately burst into laughter, and Honeydew6692 said that if she laughed she'd just end up coughing. (I TOLD YOU TO GET BETTER!!!!!!!!) I hate to admit this, but I didn't understand immediately what they were entertained by, like I should have.
It took me a few moments to register.
Anyway, Joshli88 was telling me about a class discussion he had during school about what would happen if the unstoppable force and the unmovable object collided. (If that's hard to imagine, think about what would happen if a tank ran into a minor hurricane.... Ya.) "And so," he concluded, "The most popular idea was that if the two collided the unstoppable force would become the unmovable object and the unmovable object would become the unstoppable force. Since they can't exist together, the would become one another."
"Since they can't exist together, they become one another...." I muttered. (I tend to do that a lot.)
Without knowing it, I was making a connection.
"Oh! Just like what happens in Freaky Friday!!!!"
Joshli88 immediately burst into laughter, and Honeydew6692 said that if she laughed she'd just end up coughing. (I TOLD YOU TO GET BETTER!!!!!!!!) I hate to admit this, but I didn't understand immediately what they were entertained by, like I should have.
It took me a few moments to register.
Walkie Talkies
Let's set the scene:
I was talking on teh phone with Honeydew6692 and Joshli88, which happen to be related by blood. (They have the same parents.) Honeydew6692 was/is sick, (this happened recently, and get well soon!) so instead of making her run around the house for orange juice and whatnot her father set up a walkie talkie system so she can ask a family member for something without having to do any work whatsoever. Since Honeydew6692 and Joshli88 live in the same house, they each had a walkie talkie in their laps while talking to me on the phone. The only difference was that one was in the basement and the other was not. Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, Joshli88 points out that, "Why is it that we are talking to each other on the phone despite the fact that we live in the same house, see each other all the time, and each have a walkie talkie tuned to the same channel in our laps?"
TBS... Very funny
I was talking on teh phone with Honeydew6692 and Joshli88, which happen to be related by blood. (They have the same parents.) Honeydew6692 was/is sick, (this happened recently, and get well soon!) so instead of making her run around the house for orange juice and whatnot her father set up a walkie talkie system so she can ask a family member for something without having to do any work whatsoever. Since Honeydew6692 and Joshli88 live in the same house, they each had a walkie talkie in their laps while talking to me on the phone. The only difference was that one was in the basement and the other was not. Somewhere in the middle of the conversation, Joshli88 points out that, "Why is it that we are talking to each other on the phone despite the fact that we live in the same house, see each other all the time, and each have a walkie talkie tuned to the same channel in our laps?"
TBS... Very funny
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
My Mother the Cook
My mom used to be a vegetarian, and now she's just really, really into health food and organic stuff. Instead of making regular hot dogs, she makes low-fat-low-sodium-chicken-dogs. Naturally.
Now, those things are GROSS. After much complaining on my behalf, (and a little from my brothers') my mom decided to try getting regular kosher hot dogs for a change. (In addition to her chicken-dogs, of course.) Here's a not-so-quiet exchange that just happened between my brother and my mother. My mom was in the kitchen, and my brother was in the living room. So, naturally, they both found the need to scream instead of one joining the other.
This was a pretty quick witted conversation, especially for an 8-year old and his mom.
Note: My mother's idea of a, "Regular hot dog," is a fake looking red hot dog that happens to be kosher, nasty, organically artificial, and possibly vegetarian.
Mom: "Son, do you want the chicken dogs or the regular hot dogs?"
Brother: "I'll have the chicken dogs!"
Mom: "Really? Because I got these really good all-beef kosher ho-"
Brother: "I'll have the really good all-beef kosher hot dogs!"
Yeah!
I just thought that was amusing at the time.
Chores
Where to begin where to begin. . .
Alright, so, can you name one kid out there that enjoys doing chores? Probably not, because kids are kids and that's fact. A few years back, I had chores. I had to make my bed, clean my room, do my homework without complaining; usual kid stuff. But, back then I used to have an allowance. I forgot what it was, but I think it was something around $5 dollars a week, give or take a dollar.
Well, anyway, after a while my mom stopped paying me an allowance but I still did my chores. After a few weeks of this injustice I complained, but that just got her annoyed with me. So, I stopped doing them.
A few years after my chore boycott I started babysitting my younger brother and sister. I'd get paid a few dollars an hour, and I was satisfied with that.
Now, for someone who acts so much like a kid as myself, there's one ironic rule that I live with and have lived with for a very long time: I do not like kids. At all. So, babysitting is basically a never-ending game of let's test Winnernerd's patience.
Knowing this, you can imagine my reaction when one day my mom came home after a day of errands and didn't pay me for babysitting. I believe the phrase she used was: "There's a difference between babysitting and staying home with your brother and sister while I run errands." Right, mom. Maybe I should stay home with the neighbors' kids, too, while they run errands. (Hypothetically, of course. My neighbors don't have kids.)
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Wonderful
I just took a stupidity test on i-am-bored.com. It said I am 30% stupid. Now, now, I know what you're thinking. "Winnernerd, you IDIOT! How could you have gotten a 30%?!?!?" Well, the answer is rather simple, actually.
I accidentally said that you put toast in the toaster.
Simple mistake.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Watch it
I had to watch that video twice to figure out that humans don't actually do photosynthesis.
Unbelievable.
Have you ever heard that there are 23 unknown flavors in one can/bottle of Dr. Pepper. (Not diet or any special flavor like cherry or something, just regular Dr. Pepper.) This site thinks they've found all 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper: http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/9336/Food++Dining/23+Flavors+of+Dr+Pepper.aspx I'm not sure if I really believe all of that, but I'll take it for now.
Email me at Winnernerd@aim.com (please) and tell me who you thought won the away message war and why.
BTW, did you know that the human characters on Animal Crossing can tan? My brothers' character started off kind of peachy and is now darker than cardboard.
Friday, August 15, 2008
I am at war with Joshlii88 for the best away messages..... prepare yourself for a large amount of quick thinking and wit.
joshli88:
ha i stole an away msg idea from u
joshli88:exdee
exdeejoshli88:
joshli88:
AsparagusW: lol
joshli88:
AsparagusW:
joshli88:LOL
LOLAsparagusW:
joshli88:
joshli88:
im gonna take my victory and go watch tv with it only im me for somethink uber important starting now k? thx muchly
joshli88:
AsparagusW:
joshli88:
im gonna take my victory and go watch tv with it only im me for somethink uber important starting now k? thx muchly
joshli88:
AsparagusW:
joshli88:
joshli88:
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