I am at war with Joshlii88 for the best away messages..... prepare yourself for a large amount of quick thinking and wit.

paragusW: ur winnernerd moment will be on the internet shortly

joshli88:

curses

: joshli88 is away.

Artificially flavored?  Oh yeah!  Well you're the raspberry essence of magnesium phosphate!

joshli88:

ha i stole an away msg idea from u

AsparagusW: !

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Auto Response from joshli88:

Artificially flavored?  Oh yeah!  Well you're the raspberry essence of magnesium phosphate!

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joshli88:

exdee

AsparagusW: this means war

joshli88:

a LOT of people wont get that tho...

joshli88:

war on

joshli88:

TAKE THIS!

joshli88:

Take my advice!
I don't use it anyway.

joshli88:

and this!

joshli88:

You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

joshli88:

i win

joshli88:

u just got KOd

joshli88:

AsparagusW: check my status message (it said, "O i get it! It's like hour and river put together!")

joshli88:

o by harvey

joshli88:

WHY

AsparagusW: bwahahaha

joshli88:

oh yeah?

AsparagusW: uh oh

AsparagusW: i just realized this war may not go smoothly for me....

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Auto Response from joshli88:

Bask in my modest glory

(credit for this one goes to this person:
winnernerd.blogspot.com)

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joshli88:

at least i gave u credit

AsparagusW: BUT I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

AsparagusW: true

AsparagusW: credit is good

joshli88:

and i didnt sat O I GET IT

joshli88:

u liar

AsparagusW: ?

AsparagusW: im lost

joshli88:

o i get it! it's like hour and river put together!

joshli88:

i didnt say all of that

AsparagusW: hmm

AsparagusW: o ur right

AsparagusW: u said o i kn that word!

joshli88:

!

joshli88:

u betcha

joshli88:

F

joshli88:

T

joshli88:

W

AsparagusW: er i got it wrong again

joshli88:

?

AsparagusW: well im leaving it at that for now

AsparagusW: i forgot to say like

AsparagusW: status (it said, "O I kn that word! (horario... it's Spanish.) its hour and river combined!)

joshli88:

dang u

joshli88:

TAKE THIS

joshli88:

The orange juice box said concentrate ... so I am ...nothing is happening...


!!!

joshli88:

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, please hold.

joshli88:

*lol*

AsparagusW: lol

joshli88:

u kn what...

joshli88:

or...

joshli88:

Tonights forecast; Dark, extended dark, with scattered light in the morning. In other news, the man who set off to walk around the world drowned today...

AsparagusW: ha lol

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Auto Response from joshli88:

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, please hold.

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joshli88:

It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

joshli88:

lol

joshli88:

AsparagusW: lol 

joshli88:

joshli88:

The French students stole my away message.

OnlyAtIA.blogspot.com

joshli88:

im WINNING

AsparagusW: aha its not word for word at all but im getting ther

AsparagusW: status (it said, "I'm always prepared for anything..... OMG WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?!?!!")

joshli88:

Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.

joshli88:

l0l

joshli88:

so u say the pic on the front and said I WANT TO B IN THAT MUCH PAIN!!!

actually my dad got it

joshli88:

saw* the pic

joshli88:

lol

AsparagusW: im lost

joshli88:

the popcorn?

AsparagusW: o right

joshli88:

w the dude screaming?

AsparagusW: llloolll

joshli88:

watch this:

joshli88:

If I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it, then why do I still have to clap my hands? What? You don't trust my face?

AsparagusW: 

AsparagusW: lol

joshli88:

or the ultimate away ever, the one that will end this war once and for all:

joshli88:

I am away from my computer right now.

joshli88:

SO THERE

AsparagusW: check m status (it said, "I'm going to go sit on the virus touched-couch..... OMG!")

joshli88:

LOL

AsparagusW: phew that still cracks me up

AsparagusW: 

joshli88:

Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

AsparagusW: ha lol

joshli88:

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

joshli88:

OMG

joshli88:

In the begining, there was Harvey.

joshli88:

!

AsparagusW: no matter where u go or where u r, there will always be a loner to comfort u

joshli88:

My computer is away from me right now.

joshli88:

If there was only two of us in a life raft, and one of us had to jump out so that the other could survive, I'd feel really bad about pushing you out of it.

-Nerimon
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EkjlLeekKnE

AsparagusW: ooo i have to admit that a good one

AsparagusW: which is why im using ut

AsparagusW: it**

joshli88:

duh

joshli88:

or...

joshli88:

you mised me: AIM better next time

joshli88:

Looking for a toad... A boy named Neville's lost one.

AsparagusW: hhmm

joshli88:

You wore that same outfit the day after yesterday....do not tell me NO...

AsparagusW: lol

AsparagusW: o wait a sec

AsparagusW: i have the greatest mysteries of life guy version and girl version

joshli88:

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

joshli88:

?

joshli88:

ooo

joshli88:

Hello!  Please press the key that corresponds to your personality:

- if you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. 
- if you are co-dependent, please go find someone to press "2" for you.  
- if you suffer from multiple personality disorder, please press 
"3", "4", "5" and "6".  
- if you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what 
you want. Just leave this window open so we can trace the message.  
- if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.  
- if you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer anyway.

joshli88:

If it doesn't fit, force it; If it breaks, it needed a replacement anyways.

AsparagusW: ha lol

joshli88:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some away messages rhyme, and some don't.

joshli88:

omg lol:

joshli88:

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

AsparagusW: lool

joshli88:

1 4 u:

joshli88:

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

joshli88:

Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

AsparagusW: gee thanks

joshli88:

omg the spell check poem

joshli88:

Eye halve a spelling chequer  
It came with my pea sea  
It plainly marques four my revue  
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. 
 
Eye strike a key and type a word  
And weight four it two say  
Weather eye am wrong oar write  
It shows me strait a weigh. 
 
As soon as a mist ache is maid  
It nose bee fore two long  
And eye can put the error rite  
Its rare lea ever wrong. 
 
Eye have run this poem threw it  
I am shore your pleased two no  
Its letter perfect awl the weigh  
My chequer tolled me sew.

Special Thanks:

P.B.

joshli88:

joshli88:

I'm not really an away message, I just play one on TV!

AsparagusW: ha lol

joshli88:

Oh goodie, there's a lecture at MIT on the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. It's either at eight or at ten.

-Zelda, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

AsparagusW: u just have to read the poem aloud

joshli88:

?

joshli88:

thats no fun tho?

joshli88:

omg:

joshli88:

They say the away message chooses the wizard.

joshli88:

I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.

AsparagusW: yes but if it werent for that id be wondering right now what an oar has to do with eyesight

joshli88:

ic

joshli88:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

joshli88:

ok u kn what thats enough i win the war deal with it

AsparagusW: NEVER!

joshli88:

i hearby declare myself the away msg king

joshli88:

and thebest part...

joshli88:

there is NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHAHA

AsparagusW: oh yeah

joshli88:

yeah

AsparagusW: u kn how magicians use one thing 2 distract the audience from the trick

joshli88:

yea...

AsparagusW: status (it said, "here it goes here it goes here it goes again, (part of a song by ok go,) o wait, y am i getting the feeling of deja vu?)

joshli88:

oh yeah?

joshli88:

check out the proper capitalization

joshli88:

checkmate

joshli88:

im gonna take my victory and go watch tv with it only im me for somethink uber important starting now k?  thx muchly

joshli88:

thing*

joshli88:

joshli88:

bbl

AsparagusW: ok

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Auto Response from joshli88:

I'm always ready for anything.... OMG what the heck was that?!?!?

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AsparagusW: 

AsparagusW: OMG

AsparagusW: GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRR........

joshli88:

u didnt listen...

AsparagusW: BUT

joshli88:

haha LOLWPDAS

joshli88:

but but but but...

AsparagusW: BUT BUT BUT BUT

joshli88:

tactics, Winnernerd

AsparagusW: THATS NOT FAIR

joshli88:

so?

AsparagusW: o wait a second

joshli88:

the rules dont say i hav 2 b fair

joshli88:

?

joshli88:

im waiting...

AsparagusW: omg i have the best advantage ever

joshli88:

i disagree

joshli88:

i think that being me is the greatest adv ever

AsparagusW: i have a blog where i can put all my attacks on.... whereas u can only put stuff that happens at IA on ur blog.....

joshli88:

true...

AsparagusW: OMG BWAHAHAHAHA

AsparagusW: this is gonna be good....

joshli88:

BUT

joshli88:

your meangingless babble would make even less sense without my brilliance in between so you hav 2 post it all

joshli88:

B

joshli88:

I

joshli88:

M

joshli88:

M

joshli88:

GGG!

AsparagusW: ggrrrr

joshli88:

thats a cut and print

joshli88:

im gonna take my victory and go watch tv with it only im me for somethink uber important starting now k?  thx muchly

joshli88:

thing*, again

joshli88:

bbL

joshli88:

AsparagusW: ok

AsparagusW: 

joshli88:

hav fun humiliating urself on the www

AsparagusW: shockingly, after griffins post titled traumatizing acts by winnernerd im more prepared for humiliation than usual. so i think im good. u, on the other hand....

AsparagusW: u might have something to worry about

joshli88:

i on the other hand, have different fingers

joshli88:

i am so pwning u

joshli88:

now shush 4 a while so i can watch camp rock i still havnt seen it tho its been on my com 4ever

AsparagusW: gggrrrrr......

joshli88:

seven eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen

joshli88:

19-8-21-19-8

joshli88:

AsparagusW: im not sure what u said but im getting the feeling it was something along the lines of shush

joshli88:

sehr gut

AsparagusW: im lost but ill stop talking now

joshli88:

deutsch: vry good

joshli88:

joshli88:

bbL

AsparagusW: ok

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