Winnernerd's Average Diet

Breakfast: Popcorn

Breakfast numero dos: Mongolian Barbeque

Lunch: Cupcake

Dinner: Leftover pizza

A few hours after dinner: Ice cream

And that was what I ate today. 

I feel quite sick.

Buenos Noches. (That's good night in Spanish)

Oh gross. 

That sounds too much like Good Nachos.

Uuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................

camp winnernerd is still on hold (along with my dare ;))

Hm. Last night, I was out with some friends, and when I got home nobody was there, AND I WAS LOCKED OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE. The saddest part of this is: I HAD THE KEY! And it's not like I forgot I had the key, I knew I had recieved it from my neighbors, but it kept on getting stuck in the lock. Both of them. So, my friend and I are pulling and pulling at this stubborn key, until finally her 7 foot tall dad comes to the rescue and pulls the key out of the top lock. But, now we had to unlock the bottom lock. We had her dad do that one, because we were already up there for who knows how long and I'm assuming that her dad just wanted to get home. 

So yes. That was one of my mosy recent adventures. 

My Super Crazy Scientifical Experiment.

Today at school, Griffin and I, (go to griffinanderson.blogspot.com) decided to tie our shoelaces together to see what would happen. He was smart enough to sit on a bench while tying them, while I tied them on the ground. He was able to stand up without any trouble; I wasn't. After a few faied attempts to stand, I finally got it. 

But, did you know, that you can't walk when you're shoes are attatched? I did, in fact, try to walk, but every time I ended up stumbling and nearly tripping, so I figured it would be easier to hop. 

When I tried to undo the knot, it wouldn't come undone, so I thought I would be stuck like that forever.

The same problem with Griffin.

So there we were, trying to find a way to release ourselves from the extreme annoyance of not being able to walk, (you don't know what you've got until it's gone) when suddenly, his comes undone. Worried that I wouldn't ever get these things off, I sit, (fall) down and start pulling at the knot holding my 2 shoes together, when suddenly, I get a wonderful idea. 

I pull one of the strings.

And it comes undone.

Of course, everybody in the area walked into wear I was sitting when they came undone, so they thought that I was keeping them together purposely. While I guess this is kind of believable, it wasn't the case, so to any of you that were there, "I'm not stupid enough to torture myself like that." That was in quotation marks because I just said it out loud. :)

So the moral of the story is if you feel the urge to tie your shoes together stick to velcro. (HA! Get it? STICK to VELCRO.) ha ha ha I'm so punny.

Knarf

Ok, so I was in Language Arts, and my friend and I were hyper, (as usual) so we decided to make up a new word and we came up with Knarf. (We actually copied a guy in our class that always says shnarf, but our sounds cooler.)

Here's our song:

Knafilicious definicious make them knarfs go loco

TO THE K, TO THE N, TO THE A TO THE R F WOO!

It's knarfilicious..... its knarf! knarf!

It's knarfilicious..... make them knarfs go knarf! knarf!

And that's all I've come up with.

:)

WOO. HOO. EXTRA WOO.

As I said before, I have chosen my assistants for camp winnernerd. Actually, I don't like the name assistant because it reminds me of, "slave" and we're all going to do equal amounts of work, so I'm replacing the word assistant with, "pal." Much nicer.
Anyway, we're going to choose a date for the first camp winnernerd really soon so keep on checking here for updates on the details. If you'd like to request a date for the first camp winnernerd, email me at winnernerd@aim.com.
You're probably thinking one of three things right now. Either,

1) Hm, aim.com...... Oh! AIM! I have AIM! I bet her screename is winnernerd! I think I'm gonna try instant messaging her!
I don't use that screename for obvious reasons so HA!

2) Aha! I have winnernerd's email address! Instead of actually emailing her with what she is asking me to email her about I'm going to bombard her with chain letters!
If you do this.... Bad things will happen. Yeah, computer geeks can be threats too ya know.

3) Wouldn't it be hilarious if I made an anti-winnernerd blog? Or, even better, an anti-winnernerd camp? I think I will!
FYI, winnernerd's rule all so no matter how hard you try you will never defeat us. And, by the way, I have a friend with an army of back up pigs so you better watch out.

Winnernerd's Aren't Necessarily athletic, lucky, or coordinated, but they are still amazing and all should bask in their winnernerd glory.

Aloha everybody!!!!! Guess what?!?!??!? I'VE CHOSEN MY ASSISTANTS FOR CAMP WINNERNERD! It was really hard to choose just one, so I decided to choose two. I don't want to reveal there names, so I'm going to contact them through email today. 

Now for something that everybody can relate to. You know that one sport, the one that you just can't seem to be good at? Well, for me that is all sports that include a ball, but I'm especially not good at kickball. During choir a few days ago, the choir teacher was absent so it was just us students and the assistant choir teacher. Since the choir teacher was gone, I guess the assistant thought it woud be safe to make us play KICKBALL INSTEAD OF SINGING. So, there I am, dreading every second of kickball when it's finally my turn to bat. (We were kicking in alphabetical order, and winnernerd is at the very end.) So I kick it, and unfortunately it was a play ball, which means I had to run. So I run run run to first base, wait for the next kicker, run run run to second base, wait for the next kicker, run run run to third base, but then I got confused. You see, when I got to third base, somebody yelled stop but somebody else told me to keep going. I keep on going, but then some kid pops up in front of me with the ball. I turn around to go back to third, BUT SOMEONE WAS ALREADY THERE, so in a panic, I sprint to home. About an inch from home plate somebody chucks the ball at me. And I almost trip but I didn't so that's good. :) 

The Asparags Monster

OK, so I saved some of the nasty asparagus my mom made and brought it to school. After showing it to a few people, I accidentally brought it to lunch. I know what you're thinking, so I'm just going to clarify right now that nobody ate it. Halleluyah.

But, I began to wonder what would happen if I sniffed it. So I tried smelling it.

Once I got my vision back, I began to feel the urge to hook myself up to an oxygen tank. I swear, smelling that stuff was the equivalent to being sedated. But then I accidentally threw it out, so it's gone forever and I hopefully will never have to be aquainted with it again.

On a more humorous note, yesterday I was talking with my friend in the computer lab and she called me, "Very witty." After thinking about this for a while, I asked, 

"How do you spell wit?"

"Um.... w-i-t. Why?"

"Oh, I thought it was w-i-t-t."

"What? Why?"

"Well, you know how watt is spelled with two t's? I thought wit worked the same way."

"Oh, ok...... Wait. Is w-i-t-t even a word?"

So we then felt compelled to look up wit and witt on dictionary.com. 

The definition of wit is:

1.	the keen perception and cleverly apt expression of those connections between ideas that awaken amusement and pleasure. Whereas the definition of witt is:

1.	Ka·ta·ri·na [kat-uh-ree-nuh], born 1965,German figure skater.

To the V to the I to the C to the T to the O-R-Y Will be Mine!!!!!!!

Memorial Day Weekend is getting ssooo close! As I've said in earlier post, starting last year every memorial day Griffin and I go to the St. Mary's Fair and we hold a bet there. To see last years bet scroll down to the post titles, "Woops" and read it. This year, our bet has much higher stakes if you ask me. THE LOSER HAS TO LISTEN TO HANNAH MONTANA ON AN IPOD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND BOY DO WE HATE HANNAH MONTANA!!!! We are probably the only two kids on Earth that hate Hannah Montana with a flaming passion. But, I might not lose this bet. 

I might be ok.

All I have to do is go on every single ride he tells me to go on, and then I win. Unless, he also goes on every signle ride I tell him to go on. Then we both win. For more info go to griffinanderson.blogspot.com. Actually, even if you don't want more info go to griffinanderson.blogspot.com anyway because it's simply an awesome blog.

Also, if you're in the mood for entertainment, go to onlyatia.blogspot.com. It rules all. 

Except me. :)

I Guess I Got What I Deserved

Today was a day full of cruel and unusual punishments. I should have seen it coming though; I know I scared ya'll pretty badly yesterday. ;)

THE CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS THAT I AM A VICTIM OF 5/13/08

1) I woke up

2) During choir, the assistant choir teacher told me in front of the entire class to, "Use more effort."

3) I walked into science class, sat down, and 5 minutes later just before I was handed a quiz realized there was a quiz today. 

4) My water bottle exploded on me during lunch again.

5) Somebody else's water bottle exploded on me twice AFTER lunch.

6) We had a sub that actually speaks Spanish in Spanish class today.

7) I'm tired

And, the last and worst punishment of the day, (So far..... these are all in order and it's still pretty early) my mom made asparagus for dinner. 

Now, I hate asparagus, A LOT. The only person I know for sure hates it as much as I do is Griffin Anderson. (BTW, go to griffinanderson.blogspot.com) 

Well, anyway, this is how asparagus is supposed to look:

But my mom somehow managed to mess up probably the simplest vegetable to cook in the universe besides lettuce and it ended up looking like this: (unfortunately, this is a pic I took of it, so this is real)

Alright, I lied. That isn't the picture I took of the asparagus, those are twigs. But, in my defense, they suspiciously resemble the so called, "side dish" my mother made for dinner tonight. Also, my stupid computer wouldn't let me upload the pictured I DID take of the asparagus onto this blog. So. I don't have much more to say except if I ever find a way to get the nasty asparagus onto this blog I'll definitely make sure you see it. 

Yep. Ta ta for now!

I'M BACK AND BOY ARE YOU GONNA BE ENTERTAINED

AsparagusW (10:17:05 PM): imagine wat wld happen if i went to IA
AsparagusW (10:17:21 PM): complete chaos
joshli88 (10:17:21 PM): LOL simply doesnt cut it here
joshli88 (10:17:27 PM): ...
joshli88 (10:17:36 PM): LOLWPDAS
joshli88 (10:17:48 PM): laughing out loud while pointing directly at sarah
joshli88 (10:17:50 PM): better
AsparagusW (10:17:55 PM): LOL
joshli88 (10:18:00 PM): WPDAS
joshli88 (10:18:09 PM): im gonna use that now
joshli88 (10:18:10 PM): :-)
AsparagusW (10:18:18 PM):
joshli88 (10:18:47 PM): u should post that so others can share in the mocking of u
AsparagusW (10:18:55 PM): i may as well
Later.....
joshli88 (10:19:20 PM): lolwpdas bye
AsparagusW (10:19:30 PM): lol bye
joshli88 (10:19:43 PM): *wpdas* I WILL NOT LET THIS GO
joshli88 signed off at 10:19:45 PM.
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I'm Sorry

If any of you have been to griffinanderson.blogspot.com recently, you have recieved some pretty shocking news. My identity. My REAL identity. Well, I just wanted to say I'm sorry you had to hear it from him first and not me. I never, ever planned on having my name revealed on the internet strictly for safety reasons, but I guess that wasn't good enough for him.
So there you have it. My name. I guess since there's practically no more winnernerd there's no point in continuing this blog. So this is my last entry. Once again, I'm sorry and I hope that one day you decide to forgive me. As for now, this is the last time you may ever hear from winnernerd for a very, very long time, if not forever.
Good bye.

-Winnernerd

PS- Catch me if you can!

PPS- If you want any idea of what that just meant, check out my complete profile. Be sure to look at ALL OF IT!

My Spidey Senses Are Tingling!

The title is completely irrelevant to what this post is about, but it makes me sound awesome, so I'm using it. 

I have decided to to my dare at/during camp winnernerd. Which, by the way, I am still looking for more recruits for that. It will be superfantabulous. It will be wonderful. And best of all, it is for winnernerd's ONLY! So, if you want to attend, you must become a winnererd and sign up for camp winnernerd. Instructions are at the post below this post.

On to my next topic. To the right, there is a poll. Please vote. I want to know what the majority wants at camp winnernerd. OH! GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY?!?!?!??! I CAN SPEAK SPANISH!!!!!!!!

HA just kidding. I'm not very good at Spanish, actually. Well, yes I am, but I usually end up confusing a few words. Such as:

Winnernerd: i am not lying, that is el truth

joshli88:

es la verdad

joshli88:

el truth i like it

Winnernerd: feliz navidad

joshli88:

huh? wtd?

Winnernerd: sry.... its still spanish, though

joshli88:

*i dont swear: wtd=what the duck*

Winnernerd: ha

joshli88:

not so much

Winnernerd: well then

Winnernerd: el vaca es grande

joshli88:

que?

Winnernerd: EL VACA ES GRANDE

Winnernerd: o wait a second, is vaca mouth?

joshli88:

no cow

joshli88:

boca is mouth

Winnernerd: ooo

Winnernerd: woops

joshli88:

wow

Winnernerd: well, it's still an accurate statement

joshli88:

and its la vaca

Winnernerd: oops

joshli88:

then again vaca also can mean he/she/it is vacant

joshli88:

but i doubt thats what u were going for

Winnernerd: yeah

Winnernerd: ha thats kinda amusing now that i think about it

joshli88:

indeed

Ha. Amusing, isn't it? 

ATTENTION ALL WINNERNERDS!!!!!!

Hello little winnernerds. Guess what? Summer's almost here, which means you have to sign up for CAMP WINNERNERD! If you are already a winnernerd, all you have to do is sign up, (leave a comment ssaying you would like to attend camp winnernerd,) and once I have enough campers we shall have our very first winnernerd gathering. if you would like to become a winnernerd so you can be a part of this super duper camp, scroll down to the bottom of the page and read the post, "winnernerd basics." Leave a comment saying, "I WANT TO BE A WINNERERD!" and then you are officially a winnernerd! If, for some reason, you are unable to leave a comment on this blog, email me at winnernerd@aim.com. In the subject line, write the word WINNERNERD in all caps. In the actual email, give me your name, the statement, "I WANNA BE A WINNERNERD!," and any other information you would like me to file for camp winnernerd.

(By the way, camp winnernerd is a one day thing, if possible, a once a week thing. We'll see how the first one goes.)

Now for my second matter of business. As head winnernerd and all winnernerd gatherings, it can be overwhelming to organize things all on my own. So. I am holding a contest to find an assistant for camp winnernerd. This assistant will help me plan, set up, and all-around organize camp winnernerd. This assistant will also get an all-access pass to whatever is in my kitchen. (For safety reasons, make sure I am with you when using this all-access pass.) 

If you would like to be winnernerd's camp assistant, email me at winnernerd@aim.com giving me your name and why you want to be a winnernerd. You can put whatever you want in the subject line.