Super-Update

My last poll ended up posting on the very bottom of my page, out of sight. So I just recently moved it to the top of the page (as is obvious) and extended the deadline. Your last chance to vote will be February 10, 2010. And, please, give me your input if you are reading! Comment! I honestly don't care if I know you or not; we don't have to be best friends for you to give me a decent dare idea!

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So, if you have been following this blog long enough, you would know about my previous dares. Just in case you are new to this site, I will tell you of these dares.
Well, actually, there's only one that I was supposed to do, but never got around to actually doing. It was to:
Drink 15 bottles of water in 10 minutes or less.
BUT, there is something wrong with this- I can get Hypotremia from it! (Thank you, health class.) Hypotremia is when you drink too much water, and it deludes your electrolytes. Cool, huh? Yes, until you are the sad Winnernerd that gets it.
And now I have been dared to do another act of nonsense, which is to perform my most recent rap on camera and post it on the site. I will of course not be able to reveal my real identity while doing this, though, so a paper bag will be placed promptly over my face.
But I really don't want to do this dare, either. So, I will be posting a poll (Starting now, 1/19/10) asking which dare I should go through with.
If you don't like the sound of either dare, comment on this and tell me what YOU think I should do. If I find it funny, but reasonable, I just might do it for the whole Internet :) BE CREATIVE!
... And safe. Please.

Writer's Block

So many pieces have been written about writer's block, that I am beginning to find them not very amusing anymore, and more towards the, "Thinking I'm being original, but really I'm just another zebra," group of authors. So now I present to you an uncensored, unnecessary, and uncalled for style of writing that can only be accomplished while in the state of writer's block.


I call it, "A Piece That Will Melt Your Eyes- An Original by Winnernerd"

Yo
This is a wrap for all you fishes that need to find a new sea
Those who crave for something foreign, where the grass is a new shade of green
Well it would my be pleasure, to show you something new
So take a seat and feel the rhythm (ha, bet I caught you off guard there, foo)

Everybody loves a good song, and even more a long lasting laugh
But what I don't get is how that's relevant, when I'm writing on your behalf
This is something meaningful; it's flowing straight from my heart
Maybe that's why it burns your eyes and makes you wonder why you'd even start

Because, this is Winnernerd, of course it won't make sense (It's random!)
So for your very own safety, I recommend you take some Tums
This next part is so brutal, so awful, it'll make your brain bend
The truth and disgusting part is: This post is at it's end.
Yeehaw!

194 and Not Counting

This is officially the 194th post on Winnernerd.blogspot.com. What does this mean, my friends? That we are six posts away from reaching the 200 mark! Now, I know that according to the current rate I am going, this point will not come until about... July. So, to speed it up, I will be posting at least once a week. And, to celebrate, I am announcing an OFFICIAL WINNERNERD GATHERING for all Winnernerd's. Once we see when I actually finish, all Winnernerd's are welcome to go bowling on a date that is TBA. I hope to see all you Winnernerd's there.