Writer's Block

So many pieces have been written about writer's block, that I am beginning to find them not very amusing anymore, and more towards the, "Thinking I'm being original, but really I'm just another zebra," group of authors. So now I present to you an uncensored, unnecessary, and uncalled for style of writing that can only be accomplished while in the state of writer's block.


I call it, "A Piece That Will Melt Your Eyes- An Original by Winnernerd"

Yo
This is a wrap for all you fishes that need to find a new sea
Those who crave for something foreign, where the grass is a new shade of green
Well it would my be pleasure, to show you something new
So take a seat and feel the rhythm (ha, bet I caught you off guard there, foo)

Everybody loves a good song, and even more a long lasting laugh
But what I don't get is how that's relevant, when I'm writing on your behalf
This is something meaningful; it's flowing straight from my heart
Maybe that's why it burns your eyes and makes you wonder why you'd even start

Because, this is Winnernerd, of course it won't make sense (It's random!)
So for your very own safety, I recommend you take some Tums
This next part is so brutal, so awful, it'll make your brain bend
The truth and disgusting part is: This post is at it's end.
Yeehaw!