Sorry, I've been really busy lately, not much time for posting...

I think I'll be able to make a decent post Sunday, so I guess you'll have to wait a little bit longer...

Sorry, but thanks for being patient.

I O U

FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER WATCHED!!!!!!!!!! IT GETS FUNNIER EVERY FREAKING TIME!!!!!!!

click here to watch it!!!!

Things I found next to/ around a computer in my house

I found some markings made of this weird grey stuff/ smooth black and blue stuff on a thin, crinkly material..... it could be a sign of life from another lifeform on another planet. This could be huge.....

Or it's my daily log! It's almost everything I do, but on paper!

Too bad you can't see it....

Darn.

Don't you just hate it when you're eating in a room other than the kitchen and you're not allowed to eat outside of the kitchen and you're eating on a paper plate with a metal fork and since there's a wastebasket right next to you when you're done eating you can throw the paper plate out without your mom seeing but you have to sneak the fork back into the kitchen just to put it in the sink?
I do.

Wouldn't it be hilarious

Tell me about it.

So.....

So ar I'm sure you've already heard..... I'm running for President.
No, my true identity is not McCain or Obama.
Proof of this fact? I think I just spelled McCain wrong and, no offense to him, but I think Obama has ears that could probably make him airborn if the wind was strong enough.
So there.
I am a part of the dolphin party. Once I am president I will paint the White House Aqua as my first act of Presidency. The name of the Country will be changed to the United Nation of Winnernerds. Presidential Fitness testings at schools ranging from Elementary to High School will be demolished. Our flag will remain the same to remind us of how much some people had put at risk a few centuries ago for our freedom. And, most of all, ice-cream trucks will be required to roam through every side street every other day in designated states during the summer months BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE ON A STREET WHERE THE ICE-CREAM TRUCKS DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In
Out
In
Out
Whew. Back to business.
Anyway, vote me.
Wow. Don't you just love chain letters? According to the most recent one I've opened, I am 40% Barbie.
That's useful.
That's right, suck it up people. Your future president is 40% Barbie.
60% Awesome
And 100% Winnerned.
Eat.
It.
Up.




NOTE: That is not an actual formula for Winnernerd.

So there's this dude on youtube called Nerimon and he has a video where he can't pause at all during the video and I guess it's really important to him because he got really angry at himself when he couldn't do it after about 54 seconds so I'm doing that same thing on this very post where I can't stop typing at all and so far I'm doing good but I'm seriously running out of ideas so this is getting extraordinarily hard and oh my gosh I don't think I can do this red blue orange green yellow oh man now I can't think of any colors uuuuuhhhmmmmmmmmmmm holy cow this is a lot harder than it looks at least my hands haven't cramped up yet this so far has taken about two minutes so you can see I really haven't paused yet you know what I thought I would have more off the top of my head than this but I guess not wow 

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PAUSED AFTER WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogear; verb; Bending over and creasing a small part of the top corner of a page usually in a book or magazine to save your spot, mark a page with certain information on it, etc.

She had to dogear the page she was reading and close the book because the teacher didn't like it when his students read during a lecture.

THIS AIN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT SCHOOL DON'T SAY IT IS CUZ IT'S NOT

So I've got lots of homework today.

But that's okay!

Because I can't complain about school, and that's okay, too. 

How in the world did I get 2/3x=4 wrong?

Ok never mind. 

But anyway, this whole not complaining thing really isn't that bad.

Because I'm getting pretty good at it.

Uh-huh.

Yep. 

That's right!

Just like Wendy's.

That IS right. 

Yeah.

So now just go bask in my modest glory or something.

Because I've got homework.

That's super de-duperdy fun!

Aaahhh....... don't you just love the distributive property on a beautiful day?

I have a confession to make about my identity......... I AM ASPARAGUSW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

winnernerd: yo
AsparagusW: oh wonderful it's the nerd
winnernerd: that's right
winnernerd: im THE nerd
winnernerd: as in, the master of all things nerdy.
AsparagusW: wat do u want
winnernerd: nm. u?
AsparagusW: u kn wat u make no sense
winnernerd: blah blah blah....

FYI, I don't have an identity problem or anything like that.
I mean, come on, how can I have an identity problem when I was being somebody else too?