I have a confession to make about my identity......... I AM ASPARAGUSW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

winnernerd: yo
AsparagusW: oh wonderful it's the nerd
winnernerd: that's right
winnernerd: im THE nerd
winnernerd: as in, the master of all things nerdy.
AsparagusW: wat do u want
winnernerd: nm. u?
AsparagusW: u kn wat u make no sense
winnernerd: blah blah blah....

FYI, I don't have an identity problem or anything like that.
I mean, come on, how can I have an identity problem when I was being somebody else too?