9)...A mob of people is in the entryway of a place you need to be, and when they notice you they move forward 20 feet... and are still blocking your path.
8)...It's Wednesday and you think it's Friday.
7)...You put a few singles in your pocket in the morning, reach in your pocket during lunch to get something sweet out of the vending machine, and then remember you blew it all on cheeze its for you and your friend before English.
6)...When the person that sits in front of you in English turns around and asks, "Would it be weird if I randomly started eating a candy bar right now?" and laughs. And then you pull out the bag of cheeze its that was sitting in your lap the whole time as you subtley snacked on them.
5)...YOUR FRIEND ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.
4)...You keep running into this one person around almost every corner, so of course when you accidentally bump into someone without seeing them you assume it's "that person" and jokingly say, "Jeeze, are you stalking me or something?" And then you look at them and see they aren't even the same gender as, "them".
3)...You spill some milk next to your 90SPF sunscreen, and the sunscreen is whiter.
2)...Somebody screams your name in a big crowd, and for the first time they're actually talking to you... Just as your middle finger gets stuck in between the two straps of your bag when they finally catch up to you.
1)...The big finale isn't as big as you expect it to be :P
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Geez it's almost as if you're speaking from experience. And who's stupid enough for number five? some people...
have these all happened?
number 9 is a big problem at IA...especially among freshpeople
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