Winnernerd: Tell me about it.
Interview Lady: Luckily, this one won't be very long.
Winnernerd: Good.
Interview Lady: *Twitches.* Ok, so. How long have you been working on your blog, Winnernerd.blogspot.com?
Winnernerd: A year this month.
Interview Lady: How many posts have you made?
Winnernerd: 164, although that number is debatable, since I have a handful of posts that are just titles. Yet, those are the ones with the most comments...
Interview Lady: *Laughs* I see.
Winnernerd: Stop laughing. I don't want to get along with you.
Interview Lady: Brat.
Winnernerd: Lemonhead.
Interview Lady: My head is not a lemon!
Winnernerd: Whatever helps you sleep at night...
Interview Lady: Behave.
Winnernerd: Why should I?
Interview Lady: Because.
Winnernerd: Because why?
Interview Lady: I don't know! It makes my job easier! Now could you please just be an innocent little nerd and starting humming Jaws?
Winnernerd: WHAT?!
Interview Lady: I'm not letting a shark loose in here, don't worry.
Winnernerd: I think you already have.
Interview Lady: Shut up.
Winnernerd: You first.
Interview Lady: You know what? Fine! I'm leaving! *Backs out of chair, and trips over Winnernerd's inconveniently extended leg.*
Interview Lady: What the-
Winnernerd: How dare you touch me! Leave at once!
Interview Lady: *Gets up and mumbles something unintelligible all the way to the door and out the building.*
Winnernerd: Finally. I thought she'd never leave.
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2 comments:
lolwpdaIL...i think this is my favorite interview yet:ß
and its nice not to have to wait two weeks between posts;)
that line about jaws is a bit confusing...but i think thats the point
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i can plo(t) fas(t)er than you
When you hear jaws music, there is almost always an INNOCENT human swimming in the ocean, about to be attacked by a shark. Innocent. Innocent is the key word here.
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