I'm going to sit down and try talking about something serious.

I'm going to sit down and try talking about something serious.
Ok. Here goes.

Serious topic #1- Drama. I'm not talking about the class or study of drama, either. I'm talking about mobs of girls running into the bathroom crying and then walking out laughing 30 minutes later. Let me get this straight: drama sucks. Let me get this straight as well: I. Don't. Care. If. You. Broke. A. Freaking. Nail. Fix it on your own time just don't drag me into it.

Serious topic #2- Bullying. It's come to my attention that the worst bullies are the ones that silently feed of our innocent minds while going through their evil plans step by step to dominate our planet. No, this has nothing to do with any politicians you may know of. If you happen to come across somebody that is- or realize that you are, in fact- a bully, shut them/yourself up for 5 minutes and run away. They won't chase after you if they're smart. They'll chase after you if they're smarter. What this will do is get them in the mindset that you're faster than them and hence superior over them. Good luck.

Seriuzz topic #3- Sunburn. This might not be a problem for you, but if it is I completely understand what you're going through, since I am also a victim of sunburn. So here's a shoutout to all of you tan people out there; The next time you see a lobster on two legs walking down the street, don't point and feel the burn of a thousand stove tops on your skin. Us tomatos are highly sensitive to this issue and we simply aren't up for the mockery. (See serious topic #2) So yup. Leave us alone!