Interview with Winnernerd Part II

Winnernerd: I. Can't. Believe. You're. Back.
Interviewer: Neither can I.
W: I remember last time all too well, so can we just make a truce and get this overwith?
IV: That would be the professional thing to do.
W: Ok, truce.
IV: I never said I wanted to be professional.
W: Oh, yeah, your boss would LOVE to hear that.
IV: Be quiet. And, while we're on the topic of my boss, he took one look at my last interview with you and being the nice guy he is gave me a second chance- told me to use a different approach. So..... (Pull out a sheet of computer paper and markers and plops them down on the table space in front of Winnernerd.)
W: Look, I can take a hint. But don't you think it would be kind of rude to start making picket signs against you in the middle of an interview?
IV: WE'RE NOT BOYCOTTING ME!!!!
W: Funny, I thought it was everybody's dream to boycott thyself.....
IV: That came out wrong and we both know it.
W: I know. Now, what the hell am I supposed to do with this junk?
IV: Right. Let's do this. Now, first, draw what you're feeling right now.
W: Ok.

IV: Well..... At least he's kind of smiling.
W: (Looks down.) Oh. Right.

IV: My boss won't accept that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W: Well what am I supposed to do?!?!? You only gave me one sheet of paper!
IV: Draw on the back or something. And make sure this one is a better image.
W: Ok then. (Flips the sheet over and realizes most of the marker bled through.)
W: Uuuhhhhh.......
IV: Just do something.
W: But-
IV: Don't backsass, just draw!
W: LOOK AT IT!
IV: What! you couldn't at least draw over the eyebrows or scars or whatever they are?!?!?
W: (Slaps own forehead, realizing the interviewer thought she had already drawn something on the back instead of noticing the marker bled through.)
W: Well, the marker bled through and you didn't give me white out!
IV: THINK OF SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!
W: Ok, ok. Yeesh.

IV: A bow?!?!?!?
W: You told me to think of something! So I did!
IV: Ok, fine. Just do something about that huge space on it's forehead and then we can go on to the next step.
W: Ummmm........ ok.

IV: BIGGER EYES AND A BACKGROUND?!?!? AND DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE IT A DIFFERENT SHAPE?!?!?

W: Yeah, and it's also the kind that comes off with soap and water. Wouldn't want to give out the wrong image, if you know what I mean.
IV: I've decided to ignore that.

W: Aw, darn!

IV: Now make your picture say something nice about me.

W: Why? This has nothing to do with any interview I've ever heard of.

IV: Just give the smiley a talk bubble!

W: Ok.

(In the talk bubble) Dents in the o-zone layer will eventually waste our planet and wither us away. Save the pollution for later! Catch the opportunity and keep our planet safe!

IV: Protesting against global warming.... Much better. Very good.

W: I know.
IV: (Looks at clock.) I have to go now. We'll finish this later.

W: Ok. Bye.

IV: Bye. By the way, you're much easier to deal with when you're drawing and writing.

W: You'll see. I can be much better.

IV: Mmm-hmm.