Interesting Story

OK. Those of us with email accounts and a large address book have probably received a chain letter or two, correct? So we all know how irritating they can be- especially the quiz ones where you have to fill in a bunch of answers about yourself and send it to everyone you know.

I have a friend who is a little more than familiar with youtube but absolutely despises chain letters.

I send him as many chain letters as humanely possible.

So, one day he was so sick of filling out personality quizzes and looking out weird pictures through chain mail that he filled out a quiz I sent him with answers that we once said on youtube.

Here it is:

. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Charlie Joseph McDonnell

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

watching his sister 'die' while watching a utube vid
(see fiveawesomeguys)

3. Do you like your handwriting?
H*** yeah!

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT

red pill

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

not yet, i was hoping to eventua--
Charlie! We found a map to Candy Mountain!
What! No...NOT NOW! GET OUT!
Anyway, I was going to name them C--
Come to Candy Mountain with us Charlie!
What! AHHHH! They took my freakin spleen!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2LWgFWJ2xuI

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS
WITH YOU?
no need to be someone else- I can be my own friend
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nYX3HQDxbhY
kthxbi

do you usE SARCASM ALOT?

tiny little bit

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS

they are my real tonsils
*let us out*
shut up

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

no...seventeen

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

take a wild guess

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM
OFF?

wait...cool shoes?

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

i'm not strong i'm just like strong, like kinda strong but not strong

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

cold

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT
PEOPLE?

the way they say good morning, and if they take me the way i am

15. RED OR PINK?

olive green!!!

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT
YOURSELF?

do you know what this is?

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST

obama

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?

i think so but im incredibly biased

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

orange
because they're orange
duh

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING Y OU ATE

wood lice

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

beat it by Michael Jackson
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dAGmuGzEesg

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

I always pick the olive green crayon!

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?

the monster under my bed
we're friends now

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE
PHONE?

my secretary
wait well she didnt answer
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RWgToZ3mPXk

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
yes, yes, poverty, and no!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

wii tennis

27. HAIR COLOR?

*shakes head* maaaaybe...

u wear contacts?

apparently
FAVORITE FOOD?

wood lice. I thought they were raisins.




33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WE ARING?

green
link because i need more courage

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Jank?

25 MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

ninjas

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND

pirates

39. What book are you reading now?

Northern Lights

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
a Percy Pig
I'm winning

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T. V. LAST NIGHT?

Harry Potter
You know what, I think you'd be in Hufflepuff!

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
"All your base are belong to us"
if u dont get this entirely, ask me when u c me:)

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

43?

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

the zoo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2dkB_3M2Jv4

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
semicolon upper brackets
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

*holds u computer w/ utube on it*

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

katrina

a landlocked nation bordering the people's republic of china to the north and india to the south east and west

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
time to be a man?

hehe that was really fun

But this really annoyed me, so I made it my personal mission to create a quiz for him that he couldn't answer with any youtube references. He got a little impatient about this quiz in waiting, though, so his emails began to end like this:

PS I WANT MY QUIZ

NOW

:)

So I apparently had to make this quiz, and soon.

So I made him a quiz....... which he somehow found a way to answer in all youtube references.

A QUIZ WITH NO YOUTUBE REFERENCES AS ANSWERS THAT HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!

1) Who would you like to be vice president in the US election? (this must be an actual vice candidate)
My vote is for Mr. Grips http://youtube.com/watch?v=TVi1zki1R2A
or Dick Cheney- He was a VP, u didnt say what year http://youtube.com/watch?v=k0O0wl_UaU8
GO LOOPHOLES

2) What is your favorite key on the keyboard?
F# http://youtube.com/watch?v=1GIoZu9x7sU duh:)
Go English where 'keyboard' has so many meanings:)

3) Do you like it better when it is dark or light outside?
Dark- my new friend who lives under the bed comes out http://youtube.com/watch?v=peJGiedY7QM

4) What is your favorite emoticon?
<3>http://youtube.com/watch?v=53X-cusL_p4 ; 2:34
and plz see subject<3>

5) Coke or Pepsi?

Diet Coke can be fun http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkkOUPYNs7I

6) Pencil or Pen?
Pens espcially the German ones http://youtube.com/watch?v=H888GxscVo4
They're a writing dream! http://onlyatia.blogspot.com/2008/06/iationary-writing-dream.html

7) TV or Radio?
TV- I <3>http://youtube.com/watch?v=21JF3wL_0r8

8) Who's you're favorite teacher so far?
Mr. Honeyman he uses kinetic learning http://youtube.com/watch?v=rb4F1gfMmWk

9) What is your favorite beverage?
either milk http://youtube.com/watch?v=IYp8jNVsETo or breakfast cereal http://youtube.com/watch?v=xmojDc-ycdE

10) What is your favorite extra-curricular activity?
watching Dr. Who http://youtube.com/watch?v=21JF3wL_0r8
wait extra-curricular means like educational right? uhhh... OOO playing piano http://youtube.com/watch?v=1GIoZu9x7sU

I DID IT omg that was fun thx
maybe more l8er? maybe
HAHAHAHA I WIN

To this I responded with......

I'm tired GOSH DARN IT PERSON A U WILL PAY 1 DAY I SWEAR U WILL SSSOOOOO PAY!!!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Later, I was having a conversation with this same friend.

asparagusw: i didnt just say im tired in the last email i sent u, btw

joshli88:

...? yeah u did...?

asparagusw: nope

joshli88:

rly theres nothing there...?

joshli88:

?

joshli88:

?

asparagusw: then i wrote im tired....

joshli88:

OMG LOLOLOL WOW CLEVER

joshli88:

hahahahaha

joshli88:

and no i will not pay

joshli88:

EVER

joshli88:

lolwowlol

asparagusw: lol

asparagusw: bwahahaha

joshli88:

thats brilliant

asparagusw: thank u

So do YOU get it?