Things that upset me

I may never make Halloween this exciting.

God knows I can't carve watermelon's. (I've tried on oranges, no joke.)

I will never, ever make an arrangement of assorted fruits look this freaking awesome.

I will probably never find a strawberry that looks this good because I recently found out that people put lipstick on strawberries to make them appear more appetizing in photographs.

This is probably plastic, paint, and cardboard.

This is bath ice cream. (You drop them into a bath and they fizz up.)

I'm sorry if you were unlucky enough to look at this before dinner.

I know what it's like to be hungry.