What is wrong with our world

1. Let's begin by stating the obvious. There's global warming, pollution, animals that apparently have no rights, salmonella, gas prices, April 17, bad movies, etc.

2. Losing connection while talking on the phone with someone and once you finally reach them again they think you hung up on them.

3. Principal: Well, what do you have to say for yourself, young man/lady?

    Totally innocent child: I didn't do anything.

    P: Why should I have to believe anything you say after what you just did?

    TIC: Just look at this face. Would this face cause any harm? 

    P: Detention for 2 weeks.

    TIC: WHAT?!?!?!

  P: You heard me.

    TIC: But I didn't do anything!

    P: Detention for being vain, now I hope you learned your lesson.

4. I'm not allowed to be president.

5. We're the third planet from the sun when we really should be the forth because 4 is my 3rd most lucky number and gosh darn it it should be recognized for its never-ending potential.

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7. Writer's block.

8. Us humans are made from flesh and organs instead of lego's.

9. It's too cold out to spend time outside.

10. Like O-M-G I like seriously like don't like really really don't like liker likely foreign like languages that like nobody understands like yeah. 

11. The suggested spelling for lego's was:

• Lego's
• leg's 
• logo's
• log's
• legs
• gosh haven't they ever heard of plain old lego's?